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    Accidental Anal

    Ive had this happen to me on two occasions. Thought Id put it out there to see if anyone else had similar experiences.

    First time was many years ago with a regular at a popular FS joint in the city. In the shower, things got a little out of hand, pushed the little fella in, it felt super tight, didnt realize it was the wrong hole till I blew my load and she started washing her backside. Then she told me what wed done. It felt sensational. (Yes it was bareback - stupid younger me). This was now on offer for all future sessions..

    Second time was recently with an ML at a popular place. First time seeing her and asked for Part 3. Initially she was on top, then hopped off to change to doggy. She guided the little fella in and I pushed in all the way. She gasped and collapsed on the table. I realized what Id done and immediately pulled out and apologized...
    She took a few minutes to compose herself, and I was ready to end the session after saying sorry over and over again..
    Surprisingly she reached back and guided the little fella into the right hole (without changing doms) and was ready to continue the session like a champion!
    Finished up, paid double the tip and left feeling a little strange..

    Yes, it probably has to do with my average size and ability to get it rock hard.

    Anyone else like to share?

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    She wasn’t a very good guide ��!!!!!

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    If it’s going in that easy “accidental” she’s probably done it a million times and it’s not accidental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by max_power View Post
    If its going in that easy accidental shes probably done it a million times and its not accidental.
    SLOPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Accidently drowning is a diagnosis of exclusion.
    When a person inhales H20 diatroms enter into
    the lungs.
    Then it circulates through the organs.
    Normally you find a composite of microalgae.
    Whole different levels of Chlorophyll here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by max_power View Post
    If it’s going in that easy “accidental” she’s probably done it a million times and it’s not accidental.
    Yep, tip hunting.. and not the one that got driven home!!

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    Shed never get a job as a crane operator. Sounds like she needs a signaller in the room to assist.... down a little, steady , keep it coming, left, left, steady and contact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B J Hunter View Post
    She’d never get a job as a crane operator. Sounds like she needs a signaller in the room to assist.... down a little, steady , keep it coming, left, left, steady and contact.
    She needs a dogman to help with doggy

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    Quote Originally Posted by max_power View Post
    If it’s going in that easy “accidental” she’s probably done it a million times and it’s not accidental.
    You still need to have a pencil-sized dick to slip in easy !
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    Wink

    I must say that I've never accidentally gone into the arse: either the girls arse is too tight or my cock is too big (and mines average - not too big at all - so I'm guessing yours is a tiddler).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Part3 View Post
    I’ve had this happen to me on two occasions. Thought I’d put it out there to see if anyone else had similar experiences.

    First time was many years ago with a regular at a popular FS joint in the city. In the shower, things got a little out of hand, pushed the little fella in, it felt super tight, didn’t realize it was the wrong hole till I blew my load and she started washing her backside. Then she told me what we’d done. It felt sensational. (Yes it was bareback - stupid younger me). This was now on offer for all future sessions..

    Second time was recently with an ML at a popular place. First time seeing her and asked for Part 3. Initially she was on top, then hopped off to change to doggy. She guided the little fella in and I pushed in all the way. She gasped and collapsed on the table. I realized what I’d done and immediately pulled out and apologized...
    She took a few minutes to compose herself, and I was ready to end the session after saying sorry over and over again..
    Surprisingly she reached back and guided the little fella into the right hole (without changing doms) and was ready to continue the session like a champion!
    Finished up, paid double the tip and left feeling a little strange..

    Yes, it probably has to do with my average size and ability to get it rock hard.

    Anyone else like to share?
    I dont believe in accidentally anal sex
    Becuase d gal's know which hole is which.
    I rather believe they don't mind do anal as long as u pay
    I'd u already in d ml, may as well go all d way since y going 2 double pay d tip

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    She needs a dogman to help with doggy
    hahaha ..... good one rooter

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    I have missed the spot a couple of times and let me tell you got no where near going in, all that happened was me on the floor in pain thinking i snapped my dick

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    Yea anal needs a bit of prep and a lot of lube. I avoid it most times because by the time the prep is done, my dick has gone soft from the procedure of it all.

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    I thought this kind of accidental thingy only happen in porn.

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    When bragging goes wrong.

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    I reckon it's all fiction bros. He's "projecting". Writing something up that he wishes would happen to him, hoping that someone would follow it up with a real account so he can jerk off to it. Nobody can have a dick so small he can accidentally slip in without causing a great deal of pain to the girl. It's game over from there buddy.
    And it doesn't matter if she's done it a million times or not. The anus has no natural lubrication whatsoever. No lube = torn arsehole, simple as that. Anyone who has done anal will know this.

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    The girl "accidently" guided his dick into her arsehole. LOL!

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    i call bull shit. it aint accidentally- unless these girls are as loose as a barn door- you would notice it more difficult to insert.
    also, in doggy you'd have pretty good view no of which hole?
    i might accept standing doggy.

    nevertheless, interesting read.
    so do you like anal? would you do by choice over vaginal?

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    This is not bs guy...True story. It was dark. She agreed to do anal. I wasn't to experience not sure about her. She didn't say anything go with the flow probably think what he doing fcking the "wrong hole " idiot!

    I thought yes it feel so tight feel so damn goood this what anal all about...after few minutes I thsn realize is her pussy hshaha. I probably anal her for 10 seconds at most tjsn slip in ti her pussy lol.

    Funny it feel about the same...so I continue fcking her pussy instead till i cum.

    Shit I feel stuipd then when I realize it "wrong hole"...will I get that chance again?

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