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Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
I love the big bright coloured neon or LED light that says OPEN and MASSAGE.
It adds to the atmosphere, the vibe, and the feeling. Love it
Even better if it is flashing!

It would be even more of a turn on if the bright flashing lights said

HANDJOBS, BLOWJOBS, FUCKING.

UGLY PERVERTS WHO NEED TO PAY FOR SEX WELCOME!

OUR GIRLS ARE OLD AND UGLY AND SOME ARE ACTUALLY MEN, BUT THEY FUCK AND SUCK LIKE CRAZY.

ICE SMOKING VERY WELCOME.