An aus99 punter, tired of lurking in the shadows, responds to an online request from HHHeisenberg.
"There will be a party, are you interested?", says HHHeisenberg. The punter, already a bit bored, says "Okay, why not."
"There will be some dancing and singing there", informs HHHeisenberg
"It's okay, I can sing", the punter answers.
"And know that there will be heavy drinking too."
"That's not a problem either, I haven't got drunk for ages." Says the punter
"There will be fighting too", says HHHeisenberg
"Uh, okay, I think I can live with that", says the punter
"And after all that's been done, there will be some wild sex."
"Now that's good, I haven't got properly laid in ages!", he says, getting a bit excited
"So I can count you in?", asks HHHeisenberg
"You bet you can", he says.
"Okay, so it's a deal. Tomorrow at the Glen", says HHHeisenberg
"Wait, one last thing!", says the punter. "How should I dress?"
"Oh, that doesn't matter, its just gonna be the two of us."