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    Beef Curtains

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...eef%20Curtains

    the prominent lips or labia minora of a woman's vulva especially the kind which protrude beyond the outer lips such as to form a set of fleshy window curtains ...



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    Once I saw a lady wearing a bomber jacket with the words "Flaps Up" boldly embroidered on it. I can only assume she had been reading too many old WW1 Biggles air ace books.

    http://www.biggles-online.com/images/covers/74-04.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boney View Post
    Once I saw a lady wearing a bomber jacket with the words "Flaps Up" boldly embroidered on it. I can only assume she had been reading too many old WW1 Biggles air ace books.

    http://www.biggles-online.com/images/covers/74-04.jpg
    That cover is choice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boney View Post
    Once I saw a lady wearing a bomber jacket with the words "Flaps Up" boldly embroidered on it. I can only assume she had been reading too many old WW1 Biggles air ace books.

    http://www.biggles-online.com/images/covers/74-04.jpg
    Biggles has a very worried look on his face

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    No Love for the curtains ?

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    I haven’t found this lovely feature on any ladies recently. It’s a shame, as they’re fun to play with. More so because women are often self-conscious about them, so the appreciation and extra attention paid is quite welcome.

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    I don’t mind the occasional beefy box, I also like the super occasional furry box. But first choice is a clean tight looking box ♥️

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    A few years ago there was a doco on SBS about an English girl who was so paranoid about it she had an operation to remove the "curtains".

    They showed everything from her consultations to the actual operation. Her flatmate took her home and that night she filled the bed with blood.
    My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dotcumdotinyou View Post
    A few years ago there was a doco on SBS about an English girl who was so paranoid about it she had an operation to remove the "curtains".

    They showed everything from her consultations to the actual operation. Her flatmate took her home and that night she filled the bed with blood.
    Oh man! I remember seeing that and definitely not expecting to see everything. At the point where they performed the operation (again, showing everything) my flatmate at the time came home and was wondering what on earth was going on. Totes awkward LOL 🤣

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    No! It looks revolting

    Quote Originally Posted by halfway View Post
    No Love for the curtains ?

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