Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: What was an embarrassing punt moment for you

  1. #1
    Super Fans (忠實Fans)
    Join Date
    06-05-2021
    Posts
    851

    What was an embarrassing punt moment for you

    Asians@smithfield.

    First punt there and walked into the reception and was waiting there for 10 mins before being seen to by manager. So I'm standing there and I can see all the customers waiting there on the chairs with the girl they picked and to the side I looked into the office with the little cctv's on a big plasma screen with an old chinese guy sitting next to it. Got taken into the waiting room and was shown the line up of girls and pick my girl for 30mins. She comes back and tells me all the rooms busy so we had to do it on the couch in the waiting room. Long story short it was a shit root (trying to get comfortable on the couch) and I forced myself to finish after she said I could COF but then clearly jumped away at the moment. Got dressed and walked out of the waiting room to everybody looking at me and the only thing on the plasma screen was the blown up cctv of the waiting room camera I was trying to fuck in to which apparently everybody was watching. Never been back since

  2. #2
    Loyalty Member(超級無聊鬼)
    Join Date
    07-06-2018
    Posts
    1,685
    Have you check the internet you might been on it.

  3. #3
    99 God Member (神級會員) wilisno's Avatar
    Join Date
    06-03-2012
    Posts
    21,288
    Haha ! That’s the story of the year !
    Directory of After Reports by wilisno
    http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread...ectory+reports
    Collections of frequently used Abbreviations
    http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread...-Abbreviations

  4. #4
    Senior Member(無間使者)
    Join Date
    13-01-2021
    Posts
    134
    thats fcked. zero privacy

  5. #5
    Baby Member(留言版初哥)
    Join Date
    11-03-2019
    Posts
    46
    That is just straight up crazy! Definitely not an establishment i will ever be visiting.

  6. #6
    Senior Member(無間使者)
    Join Date
    08-04-2012
    Posts
    188
    No shower? Or u had a shower walked back to the waiting rooms lol, past the the guys in the waiting rooms with the girl they had choosen who also couldn't get a room? Tf?? And did it on the sofa??

    Bruhh you must have been really desperate for a root that day... Gotta scratch that itch I suppose...

  7. #7
    Junior Member(有D料到)
    Join Date
    15-03-2021
    Posts
    82
    lol that's totally crazy and funny at the same time

  8. #8
    Super Fans (忠實Fans)
    Join Date
    06-05-2021
    Posts
    851
    Quote Originally Posted by b00bs View Post
    No shower? Or u had a shower walked back to the waiting rooms lol, past the the guys in the waiting rooms with the girl they had choosen who also couldn't get a room? Tf?? And did it on the sofa??

    Bruhh you must have been really desperate for a root that day... Gotta scratch that itch I suppose...
    I went home and showered as I live 5 mins from the place. I already handed the money over and couldn't be fucked arguing and the girl was pretty good looking so I just went with it. I guess I did it because me and my mates always do this shit because we're like "you do it for the story and laugh"

    Anybody got any random funny stories about there punts for a laugh??

  9. #9
    Senior Member(無間使者)
    Join Date
    08-01-2021
    Posts
    200
    Quote Originally Posted by JJBlows View Post
    Asians@smithfield.

    First punt there and walked into the reception and was waiting there for 10 mins before being seen to by manager. So I'm standing there and I can see all the customers waiting there on the chairs with the girl they picked and to the side I looked into the office with the little cctv's on a big plasma screen with an old chinese guy sitting next to it. Got taken into the waiting room and was shown the line up of girls and pick my girl for 30mins. She comes back and tells me all the rooms busy so we had to do it on the couch in the waiting room. Long story short it was a shit root (trying to get comfortable on the couch) and I forced myself to finish after she said I could COF but then clearly jumped away at the moment. Got dressed and walked out of the waiting room to everybody looking at me and the only thing on the plasma screen was the blown up cctv of the waiting room camera I was trying to fuck in to which apparently everybody was watching. Never been back since
    I feel sorry for you but Im laughing at the same time. Check the hidden cam porn sites mate. You could find yourself in there. Lol JK

  10. #10
    Banned
    Join Date
    17-05-2015
    Posts
    7,076
    Why would you ever do it in the waiting room where there is CCTV? That's just crazy!

  11. #11
    Super Fans (忠實Fans)
    Join Date
    06-05-2021
    Posts
    851
    Quote Originally Posted by cuteguy View Post
    Why would you ever do it in the waiting room where there is CCTV? That's just crazy!
    I didn't know until after the fact and recognised the room on the screen when I walked out. Only good thing was the camera was in back corner so all you could of seen is the top of my head sitting on the couch facing away from it. It was late at night and me and my mate were "kicking on" after beers and other stuff and had to convince him to take me there so i was like "fuck it I'm here already". I'm young and had even funnier stories of being with mates an hotel rooms and walking in on a mate and some random girl then ended up putting her on the spit. I have never been back to that place but I look back on it and have a laugh.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •