Reply With QuoteThanks mate, I got my license in the 70s but let it slide and in the last few years thanks to a friend who is an instructor got it all happening again, and I gotta tell ya it's awesome....cheersOriginally Posted by GoldfishMan
That’s a good call 🤣
Thanks mate, I got my license in the 70s but let it slide and in the last few years thanks to a friend who is an instructor got it all happening again, and I gotta tell ya it's awesome....cheers
Actually been thinking of getting a fleshlight or some kind of tenga.Buy a fleshlight and watch some JAV porn and give us a after report on it
Was quite confused about fleshlights and how theyre supposedly made similar to a specific pornstar.
So its juast similar to the ourter pussy?
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I feel you. Girl at the shop who I got take away from was nerdy cute. Tall, glasses, dyed blonde hair, amazing legs. Im going to lock myself in the shed and white knuckle the next week...
Me too bro, saw a couple of young cute girls in Woolworths today, both wearing those skin tight Lycra pants. They were looking for some iced coffee in the fridge. I went back home and fantasised about having a threesome with them, whilst drinking my iced coffee.
I try not to look at girls too much in public, kinda worried i might be too obvious, creepy or something. Haha
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The other day I tried to occupy myself by going to an outdoor gym near my house and doing chin ups until my arms gave out. Usually the only other people who use it are so old they remember the day the dinosaurs died. But oh no, that day this strikingly gorgeous Arab girl wearing lycra and a g string with a THICC ass was there. How am I supposed to concentrate with that ass bouncing up and down doing step ups right in front of me... fuck me.. Nanna Doreen could've used my groin as a stability bar for her knee lifts... It's not good...
I had to take a trip to Eastwood on Saturday. The place was wall to wall hotties. The girl who served me in the cafe was especially cute. If you'd measured my pulse you'd have to subtract 8..
Haha you guys are funny.
Those yoga/Lycra pants... I swear I never used to like them. These days I'm staring at them drooling and looking real hard for a panty line. FMD 95% of them don't have any! That can only mean.... Lordy, those are naughty girls!
Apparently there are "no show" underwear the girls are wearing. At least that is what I've been told.
I think you're right, bro! Can't be that many norty girls walking around with no panties or a G-string! Still, I really appreciate what they do for us. To all the no-show-panty/g-string/going-commando girls out there, you have the humblest gratitude of this salty pervy old man.
Blue balls have dictated terms, have booked a private close by in a LGA not really affected by Covid-19. It is one of those normally dodgy $250 ones so I am not expecting much....picture looks good though lol!
Haha, im almost at my limit as well, might end up going for a orivate as well. Luckily i mainly use public transpo so that cuts out a portion of possible privates. Im hoping to get some info on oprivates that are closeby tho.
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Sitting with a lovely private as I type
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So I take it you're no longer master of your domain?
A classic episode..
Gold.
Bouncy ponytails. I hear you. An oft overlooked delight.
My balls are so blue, I amnusing my pens to sing Eiffel 65 Blue da ba dee song
Def got blue balls. Anyone know any privates still working? PM me please
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