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    You would think that the current lockdown rules would stop girls from working. No way. There are still many girls working privately and from apartments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuteguy View Post
    You would think that the current lockdown rules would stop girls from working. No way. There are still many girls working privately and from apartments.
    It's the best time to work. All the blue balls guys would be willing to part with more money for a session than otherwise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meng View Post
    It's the best time to work. All the blue balls guys would be willing to part with more money for a session than otherwise
    It doesn't help when you can walk to most of the advertised private girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiryu0 View Post
    I have blue balls seeing my favourite WL. But current circumstances can't be helped. Family safety and abiding by the rules is more important right now.
    You speak sense, just give it a break for a while it's not going to kill you, think of others instead of yourselves..........

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    Aldi Coles and woollies are desperately trying to restock for toilet paper… I heard that there is sex shops desperately trying to locate new supplies of anatomically correct vaginas and anus

    Perhaps Aldi should run a black label section.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cumquat View Post
    Aldi Coles and woollies are desperately trying to restock for toilet paper… I heard that there is sex shops desperately trying to locate new supplies of anatomically correct vaginas and anus

    Perhaps Aldi should run a black label section.
    Anatomically corrent vaginas and anus?
    Can you elaborate?
    Isnt that just like onaholes and fleshlights?

    But from what i understand, which may be wrong, fleshlights that are modeled from pornstars are only the same with the outer/visible area of the toy. But the insides are just random textures and stuff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tawer5ag View Post
    Anatomically corrent vaginas and anus?
    Can you elaborate?
    Isnt that just like onaholes and fleshlights?

    But from what i understand, which may be wrong, fleshlights that are modeled from pornstars are only the same with the outer/visible area of the toy. But the insides are just random textures and stuff?

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    My friend …. There’s a hole for you to plug right there in the market ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaiGoodTimes View Post
    Funny that this thread has just seemed to run out of legs...
    Maybe, “all the guys (gals) are doing it for themselves...”
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    I am all set mate. A 500ml bottle of Wet Stuff, a box of tissues and a fast internet connection ...

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    I've got red white and blue balls at the moment.

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    I had a wild night last night, I was in an orgy.

    It was me, my iPad, my laptop and my TV while my phone watched..

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    I cannot believe the number of stupid fucking Muppets still punting during this outbreak. Stay home and keep it in your pants you useless fucks! one of you is going to be responsible for the death of some poor bastard and I hope they catch you stupid pricks and burn you for it.
    I have a good friend who owns a shop and every day she has regulars and other desperate morons messaging and calling trying to book, even after they have been told the shop is shut and no ones working until this is over.
    Apart from the potential for a massive fine and the ending of her business she has no interest in catching this fucking virus. I have been working on the property during lock-down to repair lots of things that need doing, so far Ive had 3 morons try to come in and I swear to god the next dickhead to try is getting bricked up in a wall cavity.
    Stay home, stay safe, THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quagmire View Post
    I cannot believe the number of stupid fucking Muppets still punting during this outbreak. Stay home and keep it in your pants you useless fucks! one of you is going to be responsible for the death of some poor bastard and I hope they catch you stupid pricks and burn you for it.
    I have a good friend who owns a shop and every day she has regulars and other desperate morons messaging and calling trying to book, even after they have been told the shop is shut and no ones working until this is over.
    Apart from the potential for a massive fine and the ending of her business she has no interest in catching this fucking virus. I have been working on the property during lock-down to repair lots of things that need doing, so far Ive had 3 morons try to come in and I swear to god the next dickhead to try is getting bricked up in a wall cavity.
    Stay home, stay safe, THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS!
    When they find themselves in hospital on a ventilator then they will realise this virus is no joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quagmire View Post
    I cannot believe the number of stupid fucking Muppets still punting during this outbreak. Stay home and keep it in your pants you useless fucks! one of you is going to be responsible for the death of some poor bastard and I hope they catch you stupid pricks and burn you for it.
    I have a good friend who owns a shop and every day she has regulars and other desperate morons messaging and calling trying to book, even after they have been told the shop is shut and no ones working until this is over.
    Apart from the potential for a massive fine and the ending of her business she has no interest in catching this fucking virus. I have been working on the property during lock-down to repair lots of things that need doing, so far Ive had 3 morons try to come in and I swear to god the next dickhead to try is getting bricked up in a wall cavity.
    Stay home, stay safe, THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS!
    Mate, there are plenty of brothels and girls still plying their trade as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quagmire View Post
    I have a good friend who owns a shop and every day she has regulars and other desperate morons messaging and calling trying to book, even after they have been told the shop is shut and no ones working until this is over.
    I genuinely hope most if not all mamasans are thinking like this. Can't stop individual girls from going private breaking all the health orders but at least the mamasans are holding the line. I applaud her.

    My biggest fear is that there will be a new normal for prices after this is over and all the thirsty punters start overpaying for extras setting new standards, it'll be like house prices. I'll be spewing if we start seeing melbourne prices in sydney where extra FS on top of a massage will be 150. I'm used to paying 60-70 on top of the house fee, most I've ever paid is 80.

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    Blue balls or not, don’t be this guy. Stay safe bros.

    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...0e811df2f33f2f

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    Poor the lonely boy, as well as his mother
    Quote Originally Posted by Xorro View Post
    Blue balls or not, don’t be this guy. Stay safe bros.

    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...0e811df2f33f2f

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    There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xorro View Post
    Blue balls or not, don’t be this guy. Stay safe bros.

    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...0e811df2f33f2f
    Mmm… remember to always keep the key in a safe place when you padlock your penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xorro View Post
    Blue balls or not, don’t be this guy. Stay safe bros.

    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...0e811df2f33f2f
    He may have misunderstood the meaning of "lockdown".

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    After this morning’s announcement of another 4 weeks lockdown …. The blue balls will be turning black


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