Keeping this brief as posted elsewhere but worst fail ever.

Cold room. Cold wet towels for wipedown. Medicore massage. Different oil than promsed (baby oil instead of almond). No candles as promised. Not naked as promised. Not sensual as promised. No tackle tickel. ML covered in fake tan. ML 20 years older than her ad. Mechanical performance. Used a litre of cold baby oil. Was left to clean up myself. ML provided no change. Session cut short by 15 minutes - all for $300/hour.

Ph 0468332944 for reference/searchability.