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    How do you protect yourself post Delta?

    1. I will give the parlour room a good spray of disinfectant when I enter it.

    2. I will make sure I'm the first customer of the day with a WL or ML.

    3. I will stay away from mouth to mouth kissing.

    4. I will ask the girl whether she has her full vaccinations and where does she live. I will stay away girls from hot spots.

    Other than these may The Almighty bless you.

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    Yet another piss take...

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    Great ideas, but I think it's safer to keep the ML out of the room completely.

    Maybe a mechanical arm with lubricated hand attached can be used, operated from the adjoining room.

    And fake moaning sounds can be piped in via speakers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Yet another piss take...
    What? Say it ain't so! 😮

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterWhippy View Post
    Great ideas, but I think it's safer to keep the ML out of the room completely.

    Maybe a mechanical arm with lubricated hand attached can be used, operated from the adjoining room.

    And fake moaning sounds can be piped in via speakers.
    Post Delta maybe new business will spring up lending out sexbots hourly for a fees in a private room.

    The sexbot will be totally disinfected after every use by a customer.

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    Stay 1.5m apart from the girl when having sex…..
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    That is gold.too funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoozilla View Post
    1. I will give the parlour room a good spray of disinfectant when I enter it.

    2. I will make sure I'm the first customer of the day with a WL or ML.

    3. I will stay away from mouth to mouth kissing.

    4. I will ask the girl whether she has her full vaccinations and where does she live. I will stay away girls from hot spots.

    Other than these may The Almighty bless you.
    Ok I'll give it a shot:
    1. To do this, you will need a mask, a small hand-held mirror, and a kamasutra manual.
    2. Wear your mask and go to her room.
    3. Walk with your back facing front when entering her boudoir. This is where the mirror comes in handy.
    4. In fact, to be doubly safe, keep your back facing her at all times and use the mirror to communicate and enjoy the view, shower together, etc.
    5. Use one of the "facing away" sex positions like the ones in this article. Or something like this:
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    6. Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly upon leaving the premises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Ok I'll give it a shot:
    1. To do this, you will need a mask, a small hand-held mirror, and a kamasutra manual.
    2. Wear your mask and go to her room.
    3. Walk with your back facing front when entering her boudoir. This is where the mirror comes in handy.
    4. In fact, to be doubly safe, keep your back facing her at all times and use the mirror to communicate and enjoy the view, shower together, etc.
    5. Use one of the "facing away" sex positions like the ones in this article. Or something like this:
    3_42_4.png
    6. Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly upon leaving the premises.
    That is what people living in the misery of Delta Lockdown want to see:

    An original, creative, profound, thought-provoking and incisive piece of bright ideas.

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    Glory hole will come back

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    But won't your almighty protect you??

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    Quote Originally Posted by tpol View Post
    Glory hole will come back
    Glory hole never went away (as long as you're not fussy about gender) 🤤

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    I knew having an exclusive SB would pay off one day,,,,, winning

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    How do you protect yourself post Delta?

    Quote Originally Posted by tpol View Post
    Glory hole will come back
    This proposal needs to go to the state government, the industry has a COVID safe solution that’s been around for years. Put together a presentation and demo for our state leaders. We can get the industry back on its feet again!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackToad View Post
    This proposal needs to go to the state government, the industry has a COVID safe solution that’s been around for years. Put together a presentation and demo for our state leaders. We can get the industry back on its feet again!!!
    Back on the bed again…
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    Another way to be safe from contact with the girl ?

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    best way to avoid it is don't go

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingking78 View Post
    best way to avoid it is don't go
    If people are that worried, stay home, because covid will be around forever..

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    I wear a condom.lol

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