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    What's your excuse to tell the police in Rydalmere last night?

    What's your excuse to tell the police in Rydalmere last night?

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    I am a plumber. I was called to fix a leaking hole in a room there.

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    I'm a painter, they couldn't pay due to lost off business due to lockdown so we bartered services

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    Quote Originally Posted by tpol View Post
    I'm a painter, they couldn't pay due to lost off business due to lockdown so we bartered services
    this is a good one.... Imma use that next time.

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    To pick up my girlfriend and take her home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gentlescream View Post
    To pick up my girlfriend and take her home.
    I'd rather cop the fine than say that

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    I thought golf was allowed officer, so popped in for a quick 9 holes.

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    Im a delivery driver and came to drop off my load

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    I work for the parliament. I'm here to conduct a parliamentary investigation in the difference between MLs amd WLs and their contributions to the traffic problems in NSW.

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    I work for FBI. I'm here to find out is there any Chinese spy posing as naked WL in the dimly lit room.

    I'm also tasked to physically autheticate whether the girls are real WLs or spys by performing fuctions such as BBJ, DATY, FIV, etc with them.

    It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it to protect democracy of the free world.

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    Id do a De Belin and hide under the bed

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    zoozilla told me to...

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    Just say "Officer I am a moron" and I guarantee he'll believe you and maybe give you bus fare home (if they are running at that time)......

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    legit excuse ..... I'm here for my one hour of vigorous exercise .... well, aspirationally anyways...

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    Quote Originally Posted by warwick1 View Post
    Just say "Officer I am a moron" and I guarantee he'll believe you and maybe give you bus fare home (if they are running at that time)......
    With experience comes wisdom..

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    I am here to clean the pool

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    Bring a bucket of KFC armful day, I'm the uber eats guy

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    I'll just say I'm the guy who dobbed them in, lol...

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    And you had to prove it that's why your dick was in her

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    never been out that way to punt, bit isn't there A few brothels in close vicinity? Maybe that's the snitch.

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