If a WL is lazy and/or isn’t enjoying the session, she’ll use so much lube you can’t feel a thing and go starfish on you, or try to rapidly blow you off or even worse jerk you off to get you out of there. They won’t do anything to hurt themselves and limit their ability to earn $$$.Originally Posted by zoozilla
It’s shit being married / de facto under lockdown. My relationship was fucked long before COVID but sticking it out for the kids.
Normally you can go to work, visit friends and family, or punt to feel normal again and hit the reset button. Now just stuck in the pressure cooker.
Seriously guys. If you happened to be single again through divorce or whatever, would you marry again? Or just pump 20 something yo for the rest of your life
Shit I f-ing hate too much lube bro. It's like fucking thin air!
Married once and would consider doing it again but only when I reached about 75 years old and then she is only there to look after my health. Meanwhile I will keep fucking many 20s/30s/40s women.
A serious question deserves serious analysis.
You marry (again) for sex, companionship, social structure and to have each other's back. Let's assume you're 55+.
1. Sex. Banging hotties week after glorious week. An hour or more each time dedicated to your complete satisfaction with a lithe, perky and enthusiastic partner who pulls the occasional outrageously good trick out of her bag. Versus a 50+ cranky Karen. Winner ML/WL
2. Companionship. Your mates; beers, action-oriented hobbies, raucous fun with like-minded brothers. Versus pricey restaurants, ridiculous money for cocktails, the ballet and message-driven movies. Winner. Your mates.
3. Social structure. It's a couples world. Dinner with other couples, cruises, overseas holidays, weekends away. Versus not too much unless you've a lot of single mates. Winner. Marriage/de facto. Arrangements with a few also-single women may work here. But they all seem to want monogamy and a relationship, despite what they initially say. And yeah, sex with a 55+? Jesus.
4. Each other's back. Dealing with health issues, help with decisions, turns with the cooking. Versus no one except your kids, maybe close buddies. Winner. Marriage/de facto.
Hard one. I'd say bang hotties until you're about 70 and then, if anyone will have you, find a companion. Sex is over, slippers look good and you can't drink, surf, fool around like you used to anyway.
That’s a really good assessment.
Thats why so many old white blokes in their 70s and 80s go to the Philippines and Thailand. They’ve been divorced a couple of times and need someone to look after them in their old age in exchange for money. Viagra means that they can still crack a stiffy once in a while. Many get fleeced by their 20 something hotties and their families, but it’s worth a shot. Better than being miserable and lonely back home.
Easy to fix the above equation, bro. Just don't marry a 50+ Karen!
The question was about remarrying so it's at least the second time around. You would logically try to get a partner that is much younger than you are to give yourself as much enjoyment in the sex department out of the relationship. Unless you're Jeff Bezos, of course, but that's a different story.
The trick is to find the sweet spot, not too young not too old. I divorced from my ex-wife who was same age as I am (not due to sex problem!), then after a while I got into a defacto relationship with my current partner who's 12 years younger than me. I reckon a wife who is up to 20 years younger is still ok. Any younger and the generational gap would be too much of a strain on the relationship.
Not the only factor of course... Gotta consider if you enjoy living with her, whether or not she's a control freak, etc. But sexual enjoyment is extremely important and if the new relationship does not pass that test, it's not a good idea to commit.
'Better than being miserable and lonely back home.' This. Brilliant. So true.
I could never get it past my kids though. I'm also very aware of how easy it is, even for an old dog, to get fleeced by a Thai or Filipino hottie. I think the solution there, if you were going that route, is to stick all your assets in a trust. Enjoy it all, own nothing and have nothing to fleece.
I'll just have to visit hotties in massage shops and go 'scuba diving' in thailand for a month at a time. I think the cost of a weekly session versus dating favours the weekly session. And the sex is better.
The same here marriage was not working and staying in the relationship because of kids. My wife is crazy she used to find excuse to fight in everything. So I decided to sleep in spare room since the last 6-7 years. Only in the relationship for the kids and waiting for them to be independent. No marital sex in my life so lockdown is no different. I was punting little bit in Sydney until I started travelling to Asia. Had some memorable trips maybe too good. I have not tried punting in Sydney since. Partly because of lockdown and quality.
Agree with most comments about second marriage. Why would you do unless you meet someone really special. They say if you can get your milk outside why buy a cow .
https://youtu.be/Z6LlmTJ4qSA
Re-marry? She would have to be very, very special..
Haha lmao
We men are not strong from inside, women on the other hand plan and stick to them, they are stubborn and would not budge, we always have to say sorry at the end of any fight even though women did something wrong. All relationships turn to relationshit at some point, it is best to keep girls you like as friends so that you do not loose them and fuck WL/ML. Being single is lot more better than having a wife/defacto at home and seeing them slip away from your heart whom you thought was your whole world and become your arch enemy.
This pandemic is not helping any relationships and the lockdowns are making it worse, if everything goes as plan and premieres start freeing restrictions and borders we can all get back to punting game. Just hold on boys we got this.
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You guys juggling better hope you donÂ’t get caught. I suspect many horror stories and much financial and emotional pain lurking unspoken in the background here.
https://youtu.be/uQOyXlsoS04
Bill Burr is the best, he has soften down on women issues after his baby.
That whole longer segment is brilliant.
Yeah I love Bill.
Thanks guys, I was thinking when I can't get hard anymore then consider someone
The best thing about being divorced is having the freedom of a teenager but with more money.
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
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