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    a candle that smells like a vagina


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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiegaigin View Post
    Apparently there are enough women in US who buy whatever Gwyneth Paltrow sells. Starting from vagina stones to candles, and at extraordinary prices.

    I wonder whether that candle has fish oil that burns when you light it up.

    Stephen Colbert (Late show) has made fabulous parodies of the merchandise on sale at Goop.

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    I was thinking some scraps from down at the fishmarkets would be a lot cheaper.

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    Gwen and her stupid ideas, I don't get it as to why people buy things if it is just advertised by some dumb idiot celebrities. I am definitely sure they have audience who would buy even if some stupid bitch gram girl starts selling her fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carissawhore View Post
    Gwen and her stupid ideas, I don't get it as to why people buy things if it is just advertised by some dumb idiot celebrities. I am definitely sure they have audience who would buy even if some stupid bitch gram girl starts selling her fart.
    Why not sell bottled farts? There will definitely be a market for it. Anything associated with sex will sell. Stupid fuckwits are paying $50/month for a few nude photos from OnlyFans when we can download the same photos for free. Other morons are paying for soiled panties so that they can jackoff while whiffing some chicks dried vag goo and skid marks.

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    I would actually prefer a vagina that smells like a candle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    I would actually prefer a vagina that smells like a candle.
    could blow smoke rings

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    I would actually prefer a vagina that smells like a candle.
    Yes agree but what flavour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerime2p View Post
    Yes agree but what flavour?
    Definitely vanilla for me. I am very boring.

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    I like smelling pussy,

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