Had to go to the gong (from Newcastle) today, figured I'd see if all the hype I've heard about the Sydney punting scene was to be believed. Haven't had a girl suck my dick properly since April so the allure of a BBBJ was too enticing to resist.

Walked in around 2:30pm or so & had the choice of 5 girls, all of which looked like late 20s/early 30s but all looked reasonably attractive. As much as I would have liked a girl in her early 20s, it's Monday & I didn't pre book so no real complaints there.

I picked a girl, can't remember her name for sure (maybe Viki?) But she had a faint tattoo of a butterfly on her right tit. She seemed cute enough so I booked her for an hour, definately wasn't the right choice for me.

We get to the room, I undress & she's instantly hesitant due to the size of my cock. I'm reasonably well endowed, not so big it's impressive but I fit a large condom comfortably. She examines my dick in the shower more thoroughly than anyone ever has before. She was clearly looking for a reason to send me home but I'm clean as a whistle.

We get to bed & she tries to talk me into a BJ with a condom. Literally the only reason I'm there is for the BBBJ so I was pretty insistent on that. She obliges & it was ok. The lead up was great, she picked the whole body & sucked the balls a little, it was pretty good actually but when she got to the dick, she basically just sucked the tip, nice but not mind blowing. Then we go for sex. Missionary is the only position offered & I know why. She wouldn't let me get more than 2 inches inside her, kept pushing back with her legs. Honestly the worst fuck I've had since I was a teenager.

I cum & I've still got plenty of time but due to the quality of service I'm a lot less enthusiastic. I asked if we could reduce to half hour she says no, all good I've paid for my hour & I'm happy to go again in a few minutes. Maybe the massage will be good right? Wrong, she gave one of the worst massages I've ever had. I swear for half of it she might have been on her phone because she was only using one hand. It was varied though, I'll give her that, there was some painful pinching above the collarbone, some half hearted rubbing on my back & shoulder blades followed by what I assume was some weird amateur attempt to crack my spine like a chiropractor.

I then ask to go again & she refuses BBBJ. I asked for BBBJ but I was already post nut & couldn't be bothered arguing too much so I just took the covered BJ.

Now I have the ability to control when I cum pretty well the 2nd time. Usually, if I want to I could cum within a couple minutes of penetration, but due to doing man keggles I can usually last exactly as long as I want. I didn't even ask to fuck her because it just wasn't remotely appealing to put half my dick inside her at this point. The moment the condom went on I was in full blown make myself cum mode, imagining the best sex I've had in the past & my favourite porn clips in my head.

After a few minutes I managed to cum from the covered BJ. Honestly, this was 90% from my imagination & 10% from stimulation, I could have had her suck it for the rest of the booking but at this point my mind was more interested in getting out of Sydney before the traffic got bad.

We showered & as she walked me out the hostess asked how my service was. I was so caught off guard & with the girl standing right next to us I just blurted out "good" & left. I haven't booked escorts more than a handful of times & never in Sydney but I've got to say, this was easily the worst experience I've had.

If I booked an hour in Newcastle at a regular brothel, the girls will service you until the hour is up, no questions. They'll suck your dick with a condom & actually try to get more than the tip in their mouth & they'll let you fuck them multiple times & actually take your whole dick & it costs about the same & they give better massages in between roots. Really wish I saved my time, I could have driven straight home, saved an hour or more of driving time & gone into a Newy brothel & had a better experience. Like I said I've only been a handful of times but I've never walked out of a place thinking "fuck that was a waste of money".

Not sure if it was just the girl or a trend at the venue or what, but I gotta say my introduction to the Sydney scene was pretty anticlimactic. I guess next time I'll look for a review on here rather than taking my chances on a Monday afternoon.