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    Embarrassing moments ?

    Yesterday afternoon, I received a request to attend to a customers problem at the home of his girlfriend.
    Seeing I know his family I was sworn to keep his little secret.
    I arrived and was buzzed in and went up the lift, then knocked on what I thought was the correct door.
    It opened, but no one showed their face.
    Standing behind the door was a tiny little girl who looked no older than 14 to or 15.
    She held up a finger to her lips, then grabbed my hand and led me to the bed.
    She immediately started kissing me and trying to undress me.
    now obviously something was going on, but I was here to work not to muck around.
    Well it turned out that the address was actually a dual key unit and this was "B" not "A".
    She was actually 24 (she showed me her passport).
    She thought I was her "john" for a 3 hour session.
    He was lost on the way it seems and rang the buzzer 15 minutes late.
    So I knocked next door ("A") and was let in by a girl who could have been the twin sister of "B".
    what was the problem ? seems both units buzzer was ringing no matter whether you pressed "A", "B" or nothing added to the number. (actually controlled by a switch in the unit actually, they just didn't know).
    Turns out the girls had not met each other till then.
    There has been recent discussion here about sugar dating, here is a guy who is paying $550 rent, plus $2000 a week to his girlfriend. She has signed a contract so everything is above board with no comeback in the future.
    The girl is younger than his daughter, actually she looks like his grand-daughter.
    I actually wonder if he knows the girl in "B" as well ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by local View Post
    Yesterday afternoon, I received a request to attend to a customers problem at the home of his girlfriend.
    Seeing I know his family I was sworn to keep his little secret.
    I arrived and was buzzed in and went up the lift, then knocked on what I thought was the correct door.
    It opened, but no one showed their face.
    Standing behind the door was a tiny little girl who looked no older than 14 to or 15.
    She held up a finger to her lips, then grabbed my hand and led me to the bed.
    She immediately started kissing me and trying to undress me.
    now obviously something was going on, but I was here to work not to muck around.
    Well it turned out that the address was actually a dual key unit and this was "B" not "A".
    She was actually 24 (she showed me her passport).
    She thought I was her "john" for a 3 hour session.
    He was lost on the way it seems and rang the buzzer 15 minutes late.
    So I knocked next door ("A") and was let in by a girl who could have been the twin sister of "B".
    what was the problem ? seems both units buzzer was ringing no matter whether you pressed "A", "B" or nothing added to the number. (actually controlled by a switch in the unit actually, they just didn't know).
    Turns out the girls had not met each other till then.
    There has been recent discussion here about sugar dating, here is a guy who is paying $550 rent, plus $2000 a week to his girlfriend. She has signed a contract so everything is above board with no comeback in the future.
    The girl is younger than his daughter, actually she looks like his grand-daughter.
    I actually wonder if he knows the girl in "B" as well ??
    More importantly, bro, did you sample the goods? Would you recommend them?

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    Lots tradie and door to door sales stories out there. Maybe in my next life

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    Who was the guy who was claiming he was a lift technician or something and was getting blown by the doorman in Potts point ?

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    My favourite story was the guy who booked a private and while doing the deed the bedroom door opens with a girl standing there telling him ‘hey what are you doing she’s not girl you booked, she’s my cousin not girl for doing this job’.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B J Hunter View Post
    My favourite story was the guy who booked a private and while doing the deed the bedroom door opens with a girl standing there telling him ‘hey what are you doing she’s not girl you booked, she’s my cousin not girl for doing this job’.
    Thats a bit like the cartoon of the arab doing a fully clad woman over the kitchen table and his wife walks in saying her mother was turning up today...

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    Farting while coming during a magnificent BBBJ...

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    One of my first punts ever. I fell down the stairs leaving 533 Willoughby. Face planted on the concrete sidewalk in front of loads of people waiting for buses and going to restaurants etc.

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    Many years ago, as a newly minted graduate I was working in an emergency department of a major Sydney hospital. The ambos had brought in a guy in a full cardiac arrest. He was large and had been difficult to intubate in the field.

    As we cut the bloke's clothes off and started to work on him, I recognised him as a very prominent medical specialist and academic at the medical school. After 45 minutes of throwing everything at him (everyone knew who he was), the senior emergency department specialist called it: he was gone.

    When the prof's wife arrived at the hospital, I got the task of breaking the news to her. She was also a doctor. The wife asked me why he'd been taken to our hospital (it was nowhere near where they lived) and where he'd been found . I looked at the medical records and said to the wife, it says 99 Albion Street here. The wife said nothing.

    It was only later that I realised I'd told the wife that he had been found at Tiffany's! I didn't know that 99 Albion Street had any significance. I reckon the professor was better off dead. I strongly suspect the wife made enquiries and learned the big fella had died while pursuing extra-curricula activities.

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    Haha that’s one way to make a grand exit. Wonder how the widow would’ve spun her husbands cause of death to ameliorate his dirty secret.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B J Hunter View Post
    My favourite story was the guy who booked a private and while doing the deed the bedroom door opens with a girl standing there telling him ‘hey what are you doing she’s not girl you booked, she’s my cousin not girl for doing this job’.
    That was me. Still the most bizarre experience of my punting life by the length of the Flemington straight. Hilarious, bizarre, and the crowd of girls in the living room that appeared from nowhere when I emerged was the icing on the cake. Will forever remember the look on her face looking at my dick like it was a spitting cobra...

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    I saw my schoolmate in a massage shop, I asked to see the lineup and BAM. We both knew whats going on...she then just turned around and went back to the room And I left the second she's gone.

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    Very funny experience of you all

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    Quote Originally Posted by lebronjamespro View Post
    I saw my schoolmate in a massage shop, I asked to see the lineup and BAM. We both knew whats going on...she then just turned around and went back to the room And I left the second she's gone.
    If I saw a hot ex schoolmate, I’d want to try!

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    She turned around...pretty sure she doesnt want me to choose her haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by lebronjamespro View Post
    She turned around...pretty sure she doesnt want me to choose her haha
    Yes of course if she went to school with you. Now you might tell all your school buddies about it which she would have not wanted to occur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuteguy View Post
    Yes of course if she went to school with you. Now you might tell all your school buddies about it which she would have not wanted to occur.
    At the risk of revealing to his friends that he visits massage parlours. It’s a lose lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoorayForBoobies View Post
    If I saw a hot ex schoolmate, I’d want to try!
    Maybe she wasn't hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truffaut View Post
    Many years ago, as a newly minted graduate I was working in an emergency department of a major Sydney hospital. The ambos had brought in a guy in a full cardiac arrest. He was large and had been difficult to intubate in the field.

    As we cut the bloke's clothes off and started to work on him, I recognised him as a very prominent medical specialist and academic at the medical school. After 45 minutes of throwing everything at him (everyone knew who he was), the senior emergency department specialist called it: he was gone.

    When the prof's wife arrived at the hospital, I got the task of breaking the news to her. She was also a doctor. The wife asked me why he'd been taken to our hospital (it was nowhere near where they lived) and where he'd been found . I looked at the medical records and said to the wife, it says 99 Albion Street here. The wife said nothing.

    It was only later that I realised I'd told the wife that he had been found at Tiffany's! I didn't know that 99 Albion Street had any significance. I reckon the professor was better off dead. I strongly suspect the wife made enquiries and learned the big fella had died while pursuing extra-curricula activities.
    Fantastic story! Thanks for sharing

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    Quote Originally Posted by local View Post
    Yesterday afternoon, I received a request to attend to a customers problem at the home of his girlfriend.
    Seeing I know his family I was sworn to keep his little secret.
    I arrived and was buzzed in and went up the lift, then knocked on what I thought was the correct door.
    It opened, but no one showed their face.
    Standing behind the door was a tiny little girl who looked no older than 14 to or 15.
    She held up a finger to her lips, then grabbed my hand and led me to the bed.
    She immediately started kissing me and trying to undress me.
    now obviously something was going on, but I was here to work not to muck around.
    Well it turned out that the address was actually a dual key unit and this was "B" not "A".
    She was actually 24 (she showed me her passport).
    She thought I was her "john" for a 3 hour session.
    He was lost on the way it seems and rang the buzzer 15 minutes late.
    So I knocked next door ("A") and was let in by a girl who could have been the twin sister of "B".
    what was the problem ? seems both units buzzer was ringing no matter whether you pressed "A", "B" or nothing added to the number. (actually controlled by a switch in the unit actually, they just didn't know).
    Turns out the girls had not met each other till then.
    There has been recent discussion here about sugar dating, here is a guy who is paying $550 rent, plus $2000 a week to his girlfriend. She has signed a contract so everything is above board with no comeback in the future.
    The girl is younger than his daughter, actually she looks like his grand-daughter.
    I actually wonder if he knows the girl in "B" as well ??
    Great story.

    So he’s paying $10k a month to shack up with one girl. What’s he thinking?

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