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    For what's its worth the following charts will dispel any myths and set the record straight for what is considered small, average and OMG.
    If any of the lads want a link to the ebook hit me up with a pm.

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    This is a tough thread. Be kind to each other. Nobody knows who is smelly or not. Surely MLS just like as easy a day as possible. Maybe a big dick is just a little beyond the pale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
    For what's its worth the following charts will dispel any myths and set the record straight for what is considered small, average and OMG.
    If any of the lads want a link to the ebook hit me up with a pm.

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    Not sure I believe that as average seems small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vader View Post
    Not sure I believe that as average seems small.
    https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php

    Seems “average” is smaller than we think

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickeydrippen View Post
    This is a tough thread. Be kind to each other. Nobody knows who is smelly or not. Surely MLS just like as easy a day as possible. Maybe a big dick is just a little beyond the pale.
    Correct, MLs do not like big dicks. It's a fairly simple thing. Say your job is to eat sausages, you're paid by the number of sausages you eat. Would you be happy if a huge sausage came your way? No, mate, you will want every sausage to be little cock-tail ones, not frickin' massive salamis.

    Having said that, this has nothing to do with what WLs like. Guys who are obsessed about their dick sizes don't really care if a girl likes a big dick or not, they just like the knowledge that their dicks are big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wok View Post
    https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php

    Seems “average” is smaller than we think
    The way I see it, none of the bros here on this site need to worry about a thing. The fact that you are on this forum actively looking for information about who's a good fuck means you're a horn dog. That means you have high testosterone levels. If you've been a horn dog all your life, there's a good chance you had high testosterone throughout your life, including during gestation before you were born. That's the only factor to naturally have a big dick.

    Go ahead, search for info about 4d:2d ratio, it's the only method that has a proven scientific basis for gauging whether a man's dick was considered "big" compared to his body size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickeydrippen View Post
    This is a tough thread. Be kind to each other. Nobody knows who is smelly or not. Surely MLS just like as easy a day as possible. Maybe a big dick is just a little beyond the pale.
    Stuff like this can’t be sugar coated Mr Mickeydrippen - it is what it is and we just need to accept it.
    This is no different to being invited to dinner at a friends place and they serve you something that looks, smells and feels disgusting.
    You make up any excuse so you don’t have to eat or touch the shit eg you say you already ate, you have a stomach ache, you’re fasting, you’re a vegan, you’re a fruitarian, you have heartburn, you’re on medications, you are lactose intolerant etc…And when dinner is finished you pig out on a Big Mac and sundae.

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    I don't know which girls you see, or if something has changed since I last punted about 2 yrs ago, I'm just a touch short of 7.5 inch and I'm the same thickness as the centre of a roll of toilet paper, never been told I'm too big.
    Yes, had girls ask me to take it slow until I was all the way in, but never been refused.
    Had a few Caucasian girls go wow, haven't had one that big before.
    Most could take it all the way, a couple I had to be careful of hitting there cervix too hard.
    If a girls is really turned on her cervix will actually dilate and you can end up fucking their cervix if you are long enough.

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    I hit a girl's cervix once. I had to go all the way in balls deep but I finally got there.
    Wow! It was like hitting a brick wall.
    Then I realised I was actually fucking her belly button.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Correct, MLs do not like big dicks. It's a fairly simple thing. Say your job is to eat sausages, you're paid by the number of sausages you eat. Would you be happy if a huge sausage came your way? No, mate, you will want every sausage to be little cock-tail ones, not frickin' massive salamis.

    Having said that, this has nothing to do with what WLs like. Guys who are obsessed about their dick sizes don't really care if a girl likes a big dick or not, they just like the knowledge that their dicks are big.
    Goldfishman…. Youre a funny cunt haha made me laugh reading this lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickeydrippen View Post
    This is a tough thread. Be kind to each other. Nobody knows who is smelly or not. Surely MLS just like as easy a day as possible. Maybe a big dick is just a little beyond the pale.
    Certainly agree. Well endowed men really need to ‘warm up’ their partner first before insertion. However this takes time & may lead to orgasm which she may not like especially if this makes her tired.
    Like the small sausage analogy too!

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    A few problems I face having a big dick (girth wise, my length is pretty much average):

    - you tend to feel the girl's teeth during BJ
    - not many WLs prepare large size condoms in their bag
    - absolutely NO anal allowed
    - some WLs will treat you as if you've got diseases on your penis
    - none of the 0.01 or 0.02 condoms on the market fit you perfectly

    On the other hand, when I found someone who is sexually compatible with me she:

    - LOVES my dick. She makes all kind of repeated compliments about how my dick grinds her G-spot on the inside. She would also experiment different positions while I lay down and use my dick like a joystick
    - Goes DTBBBJ and practices using my dick to get rid of her gag reflex
    - Makes me bang her hardcore porn style

    So whenever I find a sexually compatible person I keep her. Very hard to find someone who can actually appreciate your size and level of kinkiness, usually a lot of women in the dating market are starfishes who are so worried that they're not getting enough likes on Instagram unless they put up a bikini photo and doesn't care about pleasing her own man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aphantom View Post
    Certainly agree. Well endowed men really need to ‘warm up’ their partner first before insertion. However this takes time & may lead to orgasm which she may not like especially if this makes her tired.
    Like the small sausage analogy too!
    Women don't get tired from orgasm duh. They're not one shooters like us men who snoozes right after cumming. Their body can handle multiple orgasms in a single session and it wakes them up rather than drain the life force out of them.

    Many women don't enjoy being touched in their sensitive parts without mental arousal. That is why female rape cases are higher than male rape cases - not many men would push away a woman physically taking advantage of him unless she's super ugly and weighs 5 time his own body weight. Many WLs are having sex with you as a job - the idea that a man she's not attracted to is trying to make her cum disgusts her hence the reason why they ask for NO nipple play, NO DATY, NO DFK etc. They sort of envision rape whenever a guy they're not attracted to tries to give them an "unsolicited" orgasm.

    It's tough, walking into a brothel or a private WL's home thinking she'll actually treat you like a husband just got back from work when halfway through the session she makes you feel otherwise. Just remember they're not there to be your actual wife, if you do click and she provides you with great sex then it's either your lucky day or she wants you to be her regular. Only a few WL I've experienced in the past who loves getting orgasms, then again YMMV.

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    Oh wow, do you find you get "light headed" from the sudden blood rush to that "monster" of yours when you get an erection????277005865_10160156208041802_4902747088078667720_n.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by warwick1 View Post
    Oh wow, do you find you get "light headed" from the sudden blood rush to that "monster" of yours when you get an erection????277005865_10160156208041802_4902747088078667720_n.jpg
    The Mongolians used to chuck sheep's intestine away as they consume everything except the bones, skin and intestine. When Europeans ran low on intestines in the late 1800s to use as sausage casing (and casing for the other "sausage"), someone went to Mongolia to collect these discarded intestines to export them to Europe. The Mongolians call these Europeans crazy.

    If your "blood" theory is true then maybe it explains why the Europeans were crazy enough to use intestines as sausage casings!

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    I was told by an ML a few years back that after the ninth or tenth of the day, all dicks are too big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Flintstone View Post
    Im the ugliest, fattest Kuntt you’ve ever seen. I’m so ugly that I make Quasimodo seem like a super model. Yet, every ML/WL always says I am sooo handsome. I also have a 1 inch micro penis. My dick is sooo tiny that I make Leslie Chow seem like a super well hung porn star. Yet, every ML/WL says “Oh, Mr Fred, your cock is soooo big”.

    Girls are full of shit. They will say what ever is needed to do the least possible to get their hands on your money.
    +1 on girls will say whatever they have to say just to get out of servicing another dick.


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    Thought better of this post.

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    I don't know what it is with chinese WL but they love to say im too big and not let me insert in when im barely average size. i think it's supposed to turn us on and make us feel good

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    Quote Originally Posted by yuikara3 View Post
    I don't know what it is with chinese WL but they love to say im too big and not let me insert in when im barely average size. i think it's supposed to turn us on and make us feel good
    They see many dick everyday. So they must be correct. Ask them how big is your.

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