Originally Posted by
rooter
GFE with an Aussie chick would be as follows.
She is sitting on the couch for five hours watching The Bachelor wearing track suit pants and a dressing gown and eating a whole packet of Tim Tams.
You come up to her and say something romantic like "how about a root love", and she says "Fuck off ya fat cunt, I'm watchin' the telly, make yourself useful and take out the rubbish bin"