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    some really bad haikU for U

    here are a few Haiku I wrote tonight.
    They are pretty crap but I just thought I would share them with you bros.
    Actually, strictly and technically speaking they are not even Haikus
    There are very strict rules about what is a Haiku and I have broken them all.
    But who gives a fuck!
    Haiku, Jazz, Sex, Poetry, Life ... who give a flying fuck about rules ... just do ... just ENJOY!

    Here they are ...

    Youthful Nippon girl
    Pert full breasts,
    tight wet pussy
    You emptied my balls

    Crouched in baku* position
    She submissively accepts
    My offering

    *Japanese for doggie

    Full round bottom
    The sound of two balls slapping.
    The echo of ecstasy

    Empty wallet
    Empty balls
    My heart is filled with joy.

    Satori is only 19
    Epiphany just turned 20
    Nirvana is all of 21

    Doggie, mish, cowgirl
    Position, position, position

    Nipple, pussy, clit
    Cock, balls, cum
    Swallow

    GFE PSE
    DFK DATY BBBJ
    CIM

    Hugging in the doorway
    We politely say mata ne
    but in our hearts
    we know it's sayonara

    Kimochii! Kimochii!
    Iku! Iku! Iku!
    Ita!!!!!

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    Haiku ? I only understand , kimochi , iku iku

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    Bro rooter,... more and more you sounds like Charlie sheen lol. If you don't see that... at least you enjoy the same hobby lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cisco View Post
    Haiku ? I only understand , kimochi , iku iku
    I only know
    chinko insert manko ne!! please put your penis in pussy.
    kawaii osiri! nise ass
    kuchichodai.=cum in mouth
    okao wa yamete= dont cum on face
    iidesune!=very good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    Youthful Nippon girl
    Pert full breasts, tight wet pussy
    You emptied my balls

    Full round bottom
    The sound of two balls slapping.
    The echo of ecstasy

    Empty wallet
    Empty balls
    My heart is filled with joy.

    Doggie, mish, cowgirl
    Position, position, position
    Rooter can I use these? I've got just the frame for them and they will look very nice next to my degrees in my office, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonHarry View Post
    Rooter can I use these? I've got just the frame for them and they will look very nice next to my degrees in my office, lol.
    Thanks bro,
    You will do me a great honour framing them and putting them on your wall.
    Feel free to use them.
    Just make sure you send me the copyright royalties

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    Brother rooter i gotta say your haiku writing skills are not as bad as you claim!

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    WTF is haiku?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirito View Post
    Brother rooter i gotta say your haiku writing skills are not as bad as you claim!
    Thanks bro, I don't have much faith in my poetry but I just thought I would put it out there
    It's not pure Japanese haiku and definitely not in the same league as Western haiku written by beat poets like Kerouac or Snyder.
    Just short passages of random thoughts feelings and words.
    I was a bit hesitant to post poetry on this forum but then I thought fuck it, the worst thing that can happen is some dude will say it's crap, and I'm OK with that.
    And if some dude appreciates it, that's a bonus!

    Here are some new ones ...

    Oki!, Oki!
    La grande bouffe
    La petite mort

    Gweilo, LaoWei
    Gaijin, Farang,
    White Pervert
    Sex Tourist
    Human Being
    Lost Soul

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    Just thought I would add a new Haiku to this thread I started many years and many fucks ago.


    Shane
    The Balls
    Of the Century
    Gatting was stumped
    And bowled
    CIM spinner

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    here are a few Haiku I wrote tonight.
    They are pretty crap but I just thought I would share them with you bros.
    Actually, strictly and technically speaking they are not even Haikus
    There are very strict rules about what is a Haiku and I have broken them all.
    But who gives a fuck!
    Haiku, Jazz, Sex, Poetry, Life ... who give a flying fuck about rules ... just do ... just ENJOY!

    Here they are ...

    Youthful Nippon girl
    Pert full breasts,
    tight wet pussy
    You emptied my balls

    Crouched in baku* position
    She submissively accepts
    My offering

    *Japanese for doggie

    Full round bottom
    The sound of two balls slapping.
    The echo of ecstasy

    Empty wallet
    Empty balls
    My heart is filled with joy.

    Satori is only 19
    Epiphany just turned 20
    Nirvana is all of 21

    Doggie, mish, cowgirl
    Position, position, position

    Nipple, pussy, clit
    Cock, balls, cum
    Swallow

    GFE PSE
    DFK DATY BBBJ
    CIM

    Hugging in the doorway
    We politely say mata ne
    but in our hearts
    we know it's sayonara

    Kimochii! Kimochii!
    Iku! Iku! Iku!
    Ita!!!!!
    Subarashii! You remind me of the great poet Basho.

    You should show this to a Japanese ML.

    I did a 4 years evening course in Japanese which was basic and topped it up with 2 more years of study. Those were the years before I discovered punting.

    Here's my contribution:

    Taiyoo hangs low below the kumori
    It turns the sora akai
    I wonder where Minami is
    Maybe walking alone in a lane
    in a kimono with a kasa
    私はまだ彼女を覚えています
    とてもきれいでとても甘い
    夢みたいです....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sibon View Post
    Subarashii! You remind me of the great poet Basho.

    You should show this to a Japanese ML.

    I did a 4 years evening course in Japanese which was basic and topped it up with 2 more years of study. Those were the years before I discovered punting.

    Here's my contribution:

    Taiyoo hangs low below the kumori
    It turns the sora akai
    I wonder where Minami is
    Maybe walking alone in a lane
    in a kimono with a kasa
    私はまだ彼女を覚えています
    とてもきれいでとても甘い
    夢みたいです....
    And you've only been "punting" since they lifted lock down you said , you are a man of many talentsYou gotta remember what you post previously if you want to bullshit..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by warwick1 View Post
    And you've only been "punting" since they lifted lock down you said , you are a man of many talentsYou gotta remember what you post previously if you want to bullshit..........
    bit like you.....

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    Why do you care?

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    Haiku are usually of 3 lines but not compulsorily so. The commonest form is 5 syllables in the first and third lines with seven syllables in the second - but again not compulsorily so. There can be a thematic link between two lines with a comment/conclusion/contradiction in the third. If you are really clever you can make the last words of the first and third lines rhyme - but again not compulsory. In fact most do not rhyme.

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    I think I will do a pseudo haiku for every new girl I see from now on.
    Here is the first.


    Hitomi
    Fresh. Juicy.
    Like Woolies?
    No. Fresher! Juicier!
    Like Farmers Market.
    So Sweet
    Crispy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by One23Four View Post
    Mr. Rooter, you are now transforming or elevating Sexual languages to the academic arena. Maybe one day you will invited to our Primary School to give a talk on this new subject.
    For Playboy and Penhouse magazines when they invited writers to write articles they didn't write about sex. They wrote about lifestyle, automobiles, holidays, restaurants, hotels etc.

    Same as here there is more than enough punting informations we actually welcome someone to write about his pastimes e.g. playing a musical instrument, learning a foreign language, fishing etc.

    This haiku thing is an interesting diversion. Variety is a spice of life.

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    This is for the new ML I've just met:

    They say you're a bit chubby
    They say you're a bit plain
    And they say you're a bit short
    But under the dim light of the room
    your face is so kawaii
    Between the ashii
    you're so succulent and delicious
    It is like bud before flowering
    Your kuchi tastes so yawarakai and amai
    Your chikubi are so hard and dark
    Your 音声 is so soft and gentle
    あなたを想う
    夢の中見る

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    Quote Originally Posted by One23Four View Post
    I wonder if people nowadays are still interested to buy or read “Playboy or Penthouse” anymore, not me anyway. Maybe some will flip through it while waiting for a barber for its turn FREE of charge. People are not even paying for JAV movies but watching pirated copies or via TV box.
    I think those magazines have ceased publishing many years ago. I worked for a publisher that published Penthouse magazines briefly for half a year. Met one Penthouse model with very short skirt and long slim legs in the lift. And having to be invited to the Penthouse of the Year Night was everyone's dream in the publisher.

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    A few new "Haikus" dedicated to some girls I have recently met.

    Mio
    Impossible girl
    Were you real
    Was it a dream
    How fucken hot are you!

    Momo
    Curves
    And then more curves
    And then
    Beauty

    Antonella
    Chiquita muy linda
    It takes two to tango
    But we fucked instead.

    Aya
    Your mouth
    Your cunt
    Your arse
    Your eyes
    OMG! your beautiful eyes.

    Mila
    So thicc
    So tasty
    I want to eat your arse
    And swallow your tits.

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