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    A failed punting adventure (story)

    Hello Aus99, long time lurker, second time poster, first time threading.

    Just thought i'd share a strange yet fun experience i had whilst out punting in my local of Parramatta.
    Some forewarning, its a story that goes over a few days of punting (or failed attempts at), theres no cumming whatsoever. So reader be warned if you think its going to be a boring read.

    So on a random Monday i was sore and was in need of a good massage. I decided to skip my usual at Wellbeing Massage on Campbell st and opted to explore the shop on 18 O'connel st.
    Now a couple of things going through my mind at the time:
    - this shop looks poorly placed and marketed to be a legit shop, but also doesn't seem to scream punting ML shop either. The explorer in me wanted to go in for some recon.
    - i was prepared for a non happy ending result.

    So i go in, its dark and the rooms look like they're divided up with curtains and them asian style collapsible walls.
    An older asian lady name Julie greets me and shuffles me into a room. Okay, so tick in the box that this could be a ML shop.
    I ask for half hour and start stripping, i get to my pants and she goes 30 minutes is only upper body, 60 minutes is whole body.
    I was like oh righto this is a legit shop then, so i thought why not lets do a full 60 then. Kept the pants on and laid on the table.
    What I received next was one of the best upper body massages of all time, she got all my pain points and loosened up everything.
    I felt relaxed yet stronger, so this only reinforced that this was a legit place.
    Now as she started to get to my lower back, she rolled down my pants and underwear to get massaging on my ass cheeks. Not all the way, just enough so she could knead and press my cheeks.
    Did that for a few minutes, then she proceeded to massage the back of my thighs so she rolled my pants and underwear further, me being used to nudity in front of a masseuse just rolled with it.
    Next thing i knew, she had my pants and underwear completely stripped off and was stroking my legs up and down with a finishing thumb press into the part where my cheeks and thighs meet. My mind is racing, willing for some tackle tickle or an accidental brush to happen, but it doesn't.
    During this time, i hear a male customer come in and ask a lady if 'May' is available, now i dunno about you but when i hear dudes go into a massage shop and ask for a lady specifically that screams some form of HE is on the table to me.
    Julie then proceeds to stretch my legs by putting them in various positions like the criss cross or one leg straight the other bent and spread out, both of which definetly puts my cock out there for all to see. She ends the session by getting me to flip over and gives me a rad head, scalp and face massage. No extras offered and i didn't ask, because im not that way inclined for new places.
    I pay the $60 for the hour and leave the place with a fixed back and the bluest balls.
    So to sum up:
    - Poorly lit shop
    - Massage ladies have no problem with nude male clients and will deeply massage your butt and inner thighs
    - Male clients turn up asking for favourite ladies

    I decide to come back in the week for some more recon, this time i find out when this 'May' is working and try to book her in. Why not right?
    So that same week on Saturday i come in for my booking with May over the phone. An older asian lady greets me and shuffles me into the same room had before. Except this time im going in with clearer messaging to see if i can get a HE, i strip nude and lie on the table. She doesnt seem to mind and starts the massage. Long story short, its a good massage like Julies except this one uses her feet and does the whole standing on your back thing. Felt great, then she pulls out the hot stones and makes sure my butt gets a good hot stone rubbing and i get a tease when sits between my legs and places the used stones just centimetres from my cock and balls. Sadly no HE offered again at the end of the session and also as i leave i found out my ladies name was Anne not May, so ugh not happy about that, still have blue balls but man am i walking straighter than ever.

    So i've written this place off as a lost cause, until weeks later i was feeling super sore after a gym session and couldn't hold my back up straight. It was a Friday, i was nearby and thought fuck i'll go back there just to get the good massage to fix my back up. I go in and the manager told me to wait while she gets me a 'young' girl. I thought err okay? does it matter?
    In comes this lady who i can't tell is young or not because of her hair style and mask, but shes sporting a mini skirt and has some fine legs! Her name is Yvonne and strip nude for her and set myself on the table. She starts on my upper body from the sides of the table, each passing move her smooth legs brush up on my handing hands. Twice she puts my elbows between her crotch to massage my shoulders, i can feel her warm crotch and the skin of her inner thighs on my elbows and this is a massive signal to me that HE is on the table. She gets on top of the table and sits on my butt to massage my lower back, i can feel the her skin to skin contact my butt and im getting rock hard as i imagine her not wearing panties because thats what i think i have been feeling. She also uses her shins to do a sliding kind of massage on my back, and each time she 'slides off' my sides i can feel her crotch on my back. I get the usual leg and butt cheeks massage after then she flips me over and gets me to man spread my legs so she can massage my inner thighs, i have a towel thats barely covering anything, but she can definitely see my junk from her angle. She teasingly bumps the towel where my junk is with each inner thigh stroke, she ends the session with a head and face massage. Blue balls again it seems.
    As she leaves the room, she drops something on the floor and bends over to pick it up and i see everything under the mini skirt and yup not panties.
    So again i leave with a fixed back and very blue balls.

    Emboldened by my last experience with Yvonne, i booked her for next Friday. But this time im just going to straight up ask for the HE when she flips me over. So i get there and Yvonne greets me, but shes not in her mini skirt anymore shes wearing slacks. Bummer. I do the same thing as last time, and shes still putting my elbows in her crotch as she massages my back from the side of the table, a good sign. Next i feel her shins doing that massage on my back from last time, but she was wearing pants wasnt she? I turned around to find she stripped off her pants! Wow okay, this is definitely going where i think it is. The rest of the session goes the same as last time, and after she flips me i asked if she does extras, shes bad at english apparently and didnt understand, but shes kind enough to pull out her phone so i could use google translate. Dude i typed everything from happy ending, to handjob, full service and sex but she always looked confused. Then i just pointed at my junk and said can you massage that? She gasped a cute laugh and said no she doesnt do. Finished off the session as usual and she wanted to add me on WeChat though so thats something i guess?

    So yeah, TLDR, been visiting a legit shop with very suggestive ladies and practices that dont do extras, but provide a great back fixing massage at the cost of 3 lobsters and some blue balls.

    Hope you guys make use of the experience / intel and have better luck then i did!

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    No way Yvonne doesnt offer extras! Haha great read, thanks for sharing.

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    Dafaq, there is no way this place doesnt offer up SOMETHING.

    A legit shop would never allow a customer to be naked (though ive had more than 1 legit lady rip down my pants a little farther than usual and give the other lady an assessment in thai, pity i cant understand it!) And of course, theres no way she would be pantyless in a skirt. MAYBE in trousers but skirt too risky. Even that in itself (no uniform) is indicactive.

    Next time do the universal sign for wanking. Give em a wink and a "shhhhh" motion with a pikachu and see how it goes.

    Good luck!

    On a side note though, if its legit.60 thats the cheapest legit full body massage ive heard of.. its usually 80.

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    Bro, that was a great post, nothing boring about it at all. Had me at the edge of my seat after the middle part, lol!

    That's a great sign that she asked for your WeChat bro. I would've straight up grabbed all over her body sometime in the first 15 mins of massage though, lol!
    Just wondering, do you not talk to the masseuse during the session? Surely you could've flirted with her to loosen the mood and then started initiating physical contact to test the water, depending on how you felt the interaction was going.

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    Where is this shop ?

    I wonder if only the Chinese punters would get lucky ?

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    Haha good job OP, I could feel the anticipation. I love the thrill of not knowing whether the shop is legit or not, but there must be something up man.

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    It looks like OP is not much of smooth talker, if a ML is without panties, she is asking for extras. May be ML without panties was just trying to lure OP for more sessions before his balls exploded. If you need good massage and also definit fun time then go to blossom massage in Parramatta since you are local. They have good selection of ML's and will definitely recommend Michelle or Tina.

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    thanks everyone for reading and commenting. I'll add a few more things that i have left out or in response to some of the questions.
    Keep in mind because im a new poster it seems my posts and replies take quite a while to get approved before they appear.

    So firstly im asian but born here, top it off i dont talk speak nor understand Chinese, or Thai, or Korean, basically most ML languages lol. But i do get the 'asian' treatment at most ML places.

    The shop is at 18 O'Connell st in Parramatta, i think it doubles as some sort of Eye Lashes shop called CocoLashes. I think i've mentioned this in my original post.

    I'm not much of a smooth talker yes, but i do try to suss out if theres a part 2/3. I usually try to compliment on what feels good, their techniques and their looks/touch. Might even strike a convo in general. But these ladies were just so disinterested in talking in english it was just better to stay silent and enjoy the blissful massage. Additionally i keep my hands to myself out of respect for ladies i don't know well, I'll get more hands on with a ML who im regular with.

    Been working up the courage to go to sample blossom massage and some of the other shops on that side of the train tracks. I don't like the amount of public foot and vehicle traffic that passes through those areas because im one of those stealth ninja massage types lol. But thanks for the info and recommendations on ladies!

    A bit of an update on Yvonne. So shes kind of a dull chat on WeChat, just one word answers and just seems really disinterested in talking to anyone not Chinese. The only thing i've managed to suss out of her is that she also works at a shop in Blacktown mall on Saturdays, so sounds like another legit shop. Shes active on her moments, always does some sort of boxing training which im guessing contributes to her amazing massage skills lol.

    Another thing i left out was during my sessions i would hear a lot of dudes come in and talk to the ladies in Chinese and get into their massage rooms accordingly. So i dunno, i feel a massage shop with a rotating roster of ladies, also with a lot of dudes coming in is definitely a sign of a ML shop in play. I really wonder if a Chinese speaking punter would have better luck at this place, good luck! Let me know if you do.

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    Had a similar experience back in Central Asia. Across my hotel there is a Vietnamese massage place that opens until 10pm. I went there, paid for the hour and stripped bare not knowing it was a legit place. The young tiny Viet lady picked up my underwear and told me to put it back on lol. Anyways, got a real good massage and was offered hot lemon & honey tea at the end, perfect during a snowy Central Asian winter.

    After that I learned that there is no such thing as RnT in that city or even the whole country. The USSR style dictatorship had banned prostitution so the only way to get laid according to hotel staff that I made friends with through drinking litres of vodka is to go to a nightclub and they'll come up to you, then you can take them into your hotel room for the hour or so after buying them several drinks.

    Not much of a choice but, either you get a Russian MILF or a young to middle aged Turkic/Iranian lady. Didn't get to try since I was staying in the hotel with family

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    Enjoyed reading this John. Takes a bit of time and effort to post such a lengthy and detailed story.
    Looking forward to the next adventure. 👍

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    gr8 post dude though you don't need Google translate there are universal signs for a hj or fs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sampler View Post
    So firstly im asian but born here, top it off i dont talk speak nor understand Chinese, or Thai, or Korean, basically most ML languages lol. But i do get the 'asian' treatment at most ML places.

    The shop is at 18 O'Connell st in Parramatta, i think it doubles as some sort of Eye Lashes shop called CocoLashes. I think i've mentioned this in my original post.

    I'm not much of a smooth talker yes, but i do try to suss out if theres a part 2/3. I usually try to compliment on what feels good, their techniques and their looks/touch. Might even strike a convo in general. But these ladies were just so disinterested in talking in english it was just better to stay silent and enjoy the blissful massage. Additionally i keep my hands to myself out of respect for ladies i don't know well, I'll get more hands on with a ML who im regular with.
    Fair enough bro. If there's not enough verbal communication to break the ice, I wouldn't recommend groping her. Actually now that you mention your predicament I kind of understand what all the fuss is about asking for extras. I used to dismiss it as just guys being too shy. It could be quite daunting if you can't really talk to the girls!

    One tip I can give you WRT the language barrier is that it is worse with certain nationalities. The worst of the lot are the Chinese girls. They are simply too lazy to get out of their comfort zones, never put any effort into learning English and will try to get by with just speaking Chinese in every opportunity they can get. Like, they meet a John with slitty eyes for the first time, boom they start speaking Mando hoping that the guy can speak Mando too. They are in a completely separate level of non-English-speaking to any other girls. The flipside is, if you can speak even the most basic Mando, your chances of getting something from them increases by multiples!

    All other Asian nationalities girls will have at least some level of English proficiency. Thai are the best, most are proficient enough to flirt in English. J and K girls mostly have some basic English, but they often do not have enough confidence in the language to be able to flirt in it like the Thai girls do.

    The other thing I find works really well is to sort of bring down the level of your own English when talking to them. Almost like speaking in broken English. It might give you goosebumps the first time you try it, but you'll get the hang of it.

    Good luck punting and welcome to the forum bro!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Fair enough bro. If there's not enough verbal communication to break the ice, I wouldn't recommend groping her. Actually now that you mention your predicament I kind of understand what all the fuss is about asking for extras. I used to dismiss it as just guys being too shy. It could be quite daunting if you can't really talk to the girls!

    One tip I can give you WRT the language barrier is that it is worse with certain nationalities. The worst of the lot are the Chinese girls. They are simply too lazy to get out of their comfort zones, never put any effort into learning English and will try to get by with just speaking Chinese in every opportunity they can get. Like, they meet a John with slitty eyes for the first time, boom they start speaking Mando hoping that the guy can speak Mando too. They are in a completely separate level of non-English-speaking to any other girls. The flipside is, if you can speak even the most basic Mando, your chances of getting something from them increases by multiples!

    All other Asian nationalities girls will have at least some level of English proficiency. Thai are the best, most are proficient enough to flirt in English. J and K girls mostly have some basic English, but they often do not have enough confidence in the language to be able to flirt in it like the Thai girls do.

    The other thing I find works really well is to sort of bring down the level of your own English when talking to them. Almost like speaking in broken English. It might give you goosebumps the first time you try it, but you'll get the hang of it.

    Good luck punting and welcome to the forum bro!
    Not sure about the Chinese MLs being lazy and not willing to learn or speak English? I think it depends on their working environment as well, if they are working in a primarily “legit massage” shop and a HJ must be done quietly without the shop owner’s open approval then I think the situation could be difficult and most of them might not even try especially to non regulars in fear of losing their job. But if they are working in an open RnT place then the situation would be totally different, their attitude, the clothes they are wearing will be sexier and revealing and plenty of teasing and body language to suggest or upsell, then English is basically not an issue.

    Just my two cents.

    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    , if you can speak even the most basic Mando, your chances of getting something from them increases by multiples!

    All other Asian nationalities girls will have at least some level of English proficiency. Thai are the best, most are proficient enough to flirt in English. J and K girls mostly have some basic English, but they often do not have enough confidence in the language to be able to flirt in it like the Thai girls do.
    First. Big thumbs up to the Sampler for an excellent story. Disappointed yes, Frustrated yes, but still, not a bad deal.

    Second. I would take issue a bit with Goldfishman about Chinese girls and language: you are right that if you know some language your mileage can improve quite markedly. Until 3 months ago I had lived overseas for more than 25 years, East Asia, Europe, and North America. You cannot put all Chinese girls in the same basket, Northerners tend to be a bit more outgoing, Southerners a tad quieter but they can even have trouble understanding each other, let alone the big noses like me! I spent a lot of time in Japan, Korea, and various parts of China and it pays big time for a punter to learn a few words in whatever is the local language/dialect. It breaks the ice, mistakes don't matter because they can cause a laugh - and a laughing gal is always more fun.

    There is one exception: Shanghai; I'm fairly sure that even the other quite close by Chinese have trouble understanding that mob. And when you start to go west in China there is a myriad of different languages.

    Japanese and Koreans are scared of making errors, I put that down to their education systems which tend to penalize error rather than reward success. But a bow, and meticulous good manners, with a word or two in greeting melts them quickly enough. Don't know much about Thais so will say nothing.

    Finally as a refugee from Sydney punting 1995 style, I am learning a lot from you guys on this site, things have changed a lot, ahelluva lot, so thanks for all the tips and guidance

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    Great stories bro. wtf was that girl doing without panties?

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    Great read, my heart was pounding, waiting for the inevitable… for $60 I’d be back each week… bit more intimate each time until….

    The no panties bending over, then pants off? Oh my my.. what is going on? I’m obviously not an Asian language speaker, basic Cantonese and buying coffee in Malaysian is it.. However ML have no problem licking my ear or blowing hot air in it or something to mark the transition to the next phase of the encounter.

    The establishment reminds me of one in North Sydney, down the arcade in Mount st. On Sunday gents would roll up and request “May”. So of course I was back soon after requesting May. My first encounter with May as I lay face down, on the massage table with my boxer shorts on, was that immediately after she entered the room she grabbed my boxer shorts, one hand on each side and whacked them down over my ankles and fling them to some corner of the room! May wasn’t much of a tease needless to say.

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    hate legit places for that reason always wanted that extra during the massage...come to thai massage place once with a mate and ask the girl if she doing it but got rejected and my mate laugh able to hear what i said.

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    Yvonne with no panties but didn’t want to wank you off. That’s so cute and exciting! I would book her again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dak2000 View Post
    The establishment reminds me of one in North Sydney, down the arcade in Mount st. On Sunday gents would roll up and request “May”. So of course I was back soon after requesting May. My first encounter with May as I lay face down, on the massage table with my boxer shorts on, was that immediately after she entered the room she grabbed my boxer shorts, one hand on each side and whacked them down over my ankles and fling them to some corner of the room! May wasn’t much of a tease needless to say.
    I’m curious about this place! Does it still exist? Which arcade?

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    It is possible that the message ladies think "the sampler" works for the council.

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