So I’m in the waiting area, waiting for my ML and overheard this conversation:

Punter: Are you available as well?

ML: Yes,I’ll introduce myself. My name is ***, but I don’t like to be touched. That might be weird, but it’s just me. Guys that like girls like **** don’t like my service. I’m lesbian, so consider when you make your choice. I thought I’d introduce myself anyway.

Fun times! Take my money.