"I have a dick"
We know girls love to make certain comments to make us happy or to make us come quickly during the session. Common ones are:-
"You're so handsome" (all customers get told this).
"I want you to cum in my pussy" (not really possible if I'm wearing a condom).
"You're my boyfriend" or "I have a boyfriend" (boyfriends don't pay however, many MLs do have boyfriends outside).
What are some comments you prefer not to hear from girls during sessions?
"I have a dick"
"im in love with you"
“I am your mother”
Actually “I am your father” would be even worse, that’s a real Luke Skywalker moment.
- Is it in?
- Get up I didn't hit you that hard !
- Are you sure these condoms aren't too big for you?
- Hurry up
- Can you finish yourself off?
- Does this look like herpes to you?
Ml, i am on my period.
Fml.
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Are you inside yet ?
Have you cum yet?
brace yourself...
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
Will you give me tips?
too big.
No kissing
- 5 more minutes.
- Hurry up.
Are you Sibon?????
Sorry I have to go to toilet…..
1. I want to have your babies.
2. *Looking at cum in condom* I wish I could put this inside me.
You're the Father! *Maury music gets louder*
“Wow, you’re older than my dad”