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    Senior Member(無間使者) Aloscha's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by papi View Post
    “My dog stepped on a bee”
    Lol so random. how did this affect the service you received bro? Any difference?

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    "Why didn't you cum inside?"... Followed by "I'm on the pill".

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    "Why didn't you cum inside?"... Followed by "I'm on the pill".
    Many girls are not on the pill!

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    And even then...

    I guess that's why GoldfishMan doesn't want to hear that.

    I've got another one:

    "I was so horny last night knowing I had a booking with you today that I needed to masturbate. But only once. Now I will break your dick."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    "Why didn't you cum inside?"... Followed by "I'm on the pill".
    Actually, the more interesting similar one I have experienced. "Why didn't you cum inside?"... Followed by "I want your babies".

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    "Are you Gimmesome" or "Double_Adapter" it's hard to tell you apart"

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    You have a big cock (I don’t)

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    I love you
    You are number 1
    when are you coming back?
    i'll be waiting for you
    where do you live?
    are you married?
    your cock is too big my pussy small
    you can't lick my pussy, I've just had laser
    my nipples are too sensitive don't touch them

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    I hate girls saying anything that infers or suggests or indicates that I am anything but a customer. I don’t mind being told i’m a great, good, average, or shit-house customer. I’ll even put up with told I’m The Number One customer after blissing out while DATY so much that I forget the time until the hour’s up before my doctor demanded I quit being so kind to the ladies)

    But I hate them calling me a good friend and shit like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BerasAsing View Post
    I hate girls saying anything that infers or suggests or indicates that I am anything but a customer. I don’t mind being told i’m a great, good, average, or shit-house customer. I’ll even put up with told I’m The Number One customer after blissing out while DATY so much that I forget the time until the hour’s up before my doctor demanded I quit being so kind to the ladies)

    But I hate them calling me a good friend and shit like that.
    I had one Thai ML say to my face that she would never go out with a customer even if he was a decent guy. I guess where money is exchanged for a service, a ML or WL will never see customers as friends. So when they say "we're friends", ask yourself a few questions. Has she introduced you to her friends? Has she gone out with you and asked you to pick her up from her home? Does she chat with you on a regular basis? Does she call you by your first name? If none to the above, you're not a friend.

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    Walking into a Asian massage shop where the message tables are separated by curtains, I heard the ML say in non-english "this guy is bigger than the table"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rookiestones View Post
    Walking into a Asian massage shop where the message tables are separated by curtains, I heard the ML say in non-english "this guy is bigger than the table"
    He probably required not one ML but two or three to massage him!

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    What are WL or ML comments you don't want to hear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuteguy View Post
    He probably required not one ML but two or three to massage him!
    Two to hold up the flaps and one to pull him off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuteguy View Post
    How many holes does a girl have? I bet many guys won't get it right.
    There are ten holes in a girl.

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    'I'm single, never been married, don't have kids, do you want to be my boyfriend, you are very nice'

    Insisted on booking me the same time the following week!

    She is damn gorgoeus though!

    What do I make of this? Lol!

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    I had one ML enter the room and without greeting me said "I don't do full service and why everyone asking for it?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuteguy View Post
    I had one ML enter the room and without greeting me said "I don't do full service and why everyone asking for it?"
    That's fair, at least you know where you stand

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuteguy View Post
    I had one ML enter the room and without greeting me said "I don't do full service and why everyone asking for it?"
    Yeah gotta appreciate being upfront.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warwick1 View Post
    That's fair, at least you know where you stand
    Then there are the other MLs who bring it up when there's about 15 minutes left on the clock.

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