What are WL or ML comments you don't want to hear?

[zakthekat]

You're the Father! *Maury music gets louder*

[BlackToad]

“Wow, you’re older than my dad”

[KreemJongOon]

"I want you to pay child support. I have 6 kids"

[Sex mad old man]

You have a big cock (I don’t)

[legs11]

I love you
You are number 1
when are you coming back?
i'll be waiting for you
where do you live?
are you married?
your cock is too big my pussy small
you can't lick my pussy, I've just had laser
my nipples are too sensitive don't touch them

[GoldfishMan]

“I want to go on a date with you”. Seriously, this is bad.

[Aloscha]

"You're exactly my type"

[priapus1966]

"You have a nice little cock."

[1inchguy]

"You have a nice little cock."

She goes "you're so deep"
When I'm one inch

[OneandDone]

"No need to tip .. we're going to be forever "
"In the lineup we were discussing who you were going to pick this time" lol

First one still haunts me, I feel better about the second 20 years later

[cuteguy]

"No need to tip .. we're going to be forever "
"In the lineup we were discussing who you were going to pick this time" lol

First one still haunts me, I feel better about the second 20 years later

The one that haunts punters is being committed or in a relationship with a WL or ML. Lol

[Aloscha]

The one that haunts punters is being committed or in a relationship with a WL or ML. Lol

It's usually a love / fear relationship we have with WLs

[teheviltwin]

The one that almost made my dick go soft was"I think our baby will look cute"

[cuteguy]

The one that almost made my dick go soft was"I think our baby will look cute"

Or having a baby! Lol

[Shivere]

You single?
So strong.
You live by yourself?

[PKING2]

Come back again tomorrow

[PKING2]

"I want your cock in every hole you can think of"

I realised later, the nostril was not one of them.

Ear as well, damn son

[cuteguy]

"I want your cock in every hole you can think of"

I realised later, the nostril was not one of them.

How many holes does a girl have? I bet many guys won't get it right.

[Aloscha]

How many holes does a girl have? I bet many guys won't get it right.

Well, the WL in question found it funny but told me to face fuck her instead. So it ended up in one of the said holes thankfully.

[papi]

“My dog stepped on a bee”