Friend had that rare event of a condom break whilst doing his regular at the local rnt. The girl went a bit crazy over it at the time, but settled down and they continued with a new condom which he then came in & just like other sessions took the used condoms away.
Now 3 months later she is saying she is pregnant with his kid and he will have to pay for it.
So he said, fine, he doesn't have any problem with that and suggested that she move in with him so he can look after her during and after the pregnancy. So of course she is hesitant, but can see the point he is making, but then he drops the clanger, now she is pregnant they can dispense with the condoms.
He reckons he has never been removed from any premises as fast as what happenned to him them.

I wonder how many other punters are now paying up for the next disappearing act ?