Quote Originally Posted by dt333 View Post
There was this one time I was at the basement of a law firm looking for a file and my hot paralegal crush angrily stormed in demanding to know the truth. I eventually caved and told her I never went to Harvard and I'm a fraud lawyer. She slapped me once, twice but I blocked the third slap. She was ready to walk away but I grabbed her wrist, pulled her in and started to make out with her which led to hot office basement sex. Heard she's now married to some redhead. It is what it is.
That nose, i really can't stand it.