"but she really sucked at it" a bit subtle, had to think about it for while. So what price are we talking here. Sounds very nice, but just cleaning would be ok with me.
A quick check of Locanto didn't turn up much, but there was this for anyone interested.
https://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_5...-services.html
ERC Works (Erotica Residential Cleaning) ad I saw on Locanto Gold Coast. Weird ad. Can't get link to work