They're all bullshit...end of thread........
Hey Fellowship of the Punt ⚔️,
Always looking for a good read and laugh, and there’s a wealth of experience in the fellowship.
What’s the funniest white lie a ML or WL has told you, during a session or on WeChat to entice you back?
We have all got the “you’re so BIG”, “handsome boy” but has anyone gotten anything original and hilarious?
Cheers,
One (butt) ring to rule them All.
They're all bullshit...end of thread........
What noooo but I thought I was a handsome big boy you have wreaked it for me
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"You my new favourite"
Next time, I want to cum too
"If you're my boyfriend you can enter without condom."
"If you pay me more than $200 I'll do everything you want."
"My husband doesn't know I'm doing this."
"You're so hard and long today."
"Your skin is so soft to touch."
"You'll come again next week I'll wait only for you."
"You can't touch me I have my period."
"My period just arrives after you enter the room."
"Can I keep the $30? I don't have change."
"I always think of you."
"I like you. You are a gentleman."
"Yes I cum so many times with you"
"Only you can make me cum."
"I love you."
"If you become my boyfriend I'll give you free."
"I always give you special discount price."
You're the second guy I ever bbbj my first is Bf
Only for you
Text straight after the session "I missed you already"
I only do sex with you. No one else. Because I like you. Just do handjob only for other customer
I don't gamble.
i don't smoke.
You are number 1.
I only to bbfs for you..
i love you..
fmd I've never heard more bullshit coming from the mouths of people politicians included. What's that old saying if a politicians lips are moving they are telling lies, same applies to WL/ML's
Not sure whether it was a lie at all, one ML said: "I'm not a Lesbian, but I prefer lady clients - they lick better than guys."
Hahaha this cracks me up!!
I come 3 times
Miss you already as I'm walking out
I only do hand jobs but my friend had recommended me to ML that does great fuck!
If I didn't do this job I would love you to be my boyfriend.....
Omg the list is endless
Also got another one from just last week......
Sorry no fs today as I'm having pap smear tomorrow.... seen her again in shop the next day and suprise suprise she had forgotten about her appointment haha
What about the BS punters tell WL’s?
“I’m a helicopter pilot and I’d take you for a flight but I got a load of bad fuel”. I’ve heard that one.
Any others?
Go on, put yourselves in!
After telling them my age, they say 'ohhhh you look so young! I thought you were in your early twenties'
I'm in my early forties