Originally Posted by
Fred Flintstone
If you want to monger in Asia without your family finding out the real reason for you being there, here are some tips.
1. Stay away from Thailand. It’s impossible to look innocent if you go to Thailand on your own. The whole universe will know you went to Bang-Cock and Phuck-it just to have sex with 18 yo spinners
2. Chose places like Vietnam, Philippines or Cambodia as mongering destinations. They are less suspect (but not completely)
3. Develop a hobby like diving, trekking, cycling or bird watching ( deadly serious). After landing in your country of choice, spend the first day of your trip on your hobby and send back pictures to your family showing how you are immersing yourself. Even if you are allergic to water and don’t know an oxygen tank from a Tim Tam biscuit, you can still send back diving photos. Go to the diving school and pay a few dollars to get kitted out in your wetsuit, weight belt, tank etc just for photo purposes. Then go and take pictures of the beach, dive boat and general scenery. You are now free to monger without actually having to dive. The same applies to cycling, although it would be useful to have some correspondence from the cycling tour group and you would need to have been a cyclist at home.
4. Align your self with a Christian charity or other NGO. I know of guys who align themselves with an orphanage, send them a few hundred dollars and build a relationship. They then tell their families they’re going to project manage school building, help with English, fund raise etc. After landing at their destination they go to the orphanage to make another donation and to take pics with the kids. Then it’s off to the bars.
5. Take a separate mongering phone and don’t mix family calls and hooker calls. Buy a local sim for your hooker calls
6. Always call the missus daily and tell her how much you miss her. Don’t use video on the call and tell her the signal is weak. You don’t want her to see the hooker walking naked in the background
7. Don’t tell anyone at work or your friends where you’re going as they will click sooner than your missus will
8. Pay cash for everything abroad
9. Don’t ever, ever take pictures of the girls you just fucked
10. Delete your dating apps before coming home and don’t ever keep in touch with any of the girls you have met