Ive been asking myself this question "how do you (other husband/daddy) managed to find best time to go to brothel?"

Between wife and children, i found little time to find excuse to go out. And if i have one, usually where my energy bar is on the last one. During sex with prostitute, i didnt get to feel like im having a good time as im already too tired.

I know there may be a lot of husbands/dads in this group as well. Please share what is your tips how to get the best time (or when u r on high energy alert) and/or excuse you tell your wife when you want to go "outside" ...