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    Preparation before seeing a WL

    Just curious what you guys would do before go for the fun.

    I'd have the pubic hair shaved clean at least the day before the booking, get some mints ready in case of any bad breath. Sure we are paying for service but some basic respect to the WL is required imo

    What would you do? Same? More? or less?

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    Shit,shower,shave.........

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    sort out my pubes (trim), clean my ass, mouthwash.

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    Tantric breathing exercises

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    Prepare an offering to Slaanesh

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    Abstain from ejaculation for 4 days.
    Take Viagra 1 hour before arriving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sampler View Post
    Prepare an offering to Slaanesh
    This one gets it.

    Probably have a wank to warm up an hour or so before I get there. Really depends on if itís full service or massage though.

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    100% you got to treat it like a date, so good personal hygiene and presentation, as the girls first impressions of you will determine what kind of service you will receive, because no girl wants some fat dirty ugly man touching them, no matter how much you tip them,
    last Saturday i parked my GLA 250 Mercedes on site at Lalabells Granville right next to the door and the Mamasan came out and greeted me, and gave the car a complement, and she was very friendly, i think she told all the girls, rich old man is here, haha, because she asked what type of girl you like, instead of the usual only this girl is available,

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    Preparing enough money in the wallet.

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    prep wallet, take blue or red pill, shower, shit, do hair, drive, chew gum before entering. Then consummate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLD SNAKE View Post
    100% you got to treat it like a date, so good personal hygiene and presentation, as the girls first impressions of you will determine what kind of service you will receive, because no girl wants some fat dirty ugly man touching them, no matter how much you tip them,
    last Saturday i parked my GLA 250 Mercedes on site at Lalabells Granville right next to the door and the Mamasan came out and greeted me, and gave the car a complement, and she was very friendly, i think she told all the girls, rich old man is here, haha, because she asked what type of girl you like, instead of the usual only this girl is available,
    Oh wow, maybe if it was an AMG you would have got the Mamasan....I can see why you're one of Sibon's minions...

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    It was years ago, but a WL had a stipulation, drink a lot of pineapple juice. Makes your cum taste better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewv View Post
    Abstain from ejaculation for 4 days.
    Take Viagra 1 hour before arriving.
    I'm with you on the viagra.... but abstaining that long? That's like going out with a loaded gun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bung72 View Post
    I'm with you on the viagra.... but abstaining that long? That's like going out with a loaded gun!
    At first I read 14 days lol, damn, then I took a closer look it's only 4.

    I normally abstain as well, usually for a day or two (I can abstain for longer if I wanted to), but the longest I went was 3 months (no joke) for personal reasons, was a few years ago, it was fukin hard, restless,blue balls etc...the thing I noticed was after around 4 weeks I stopped noticing it and I wasn't as horny (sex drive went down), I just stopped thinking about it, the first 2 weeks were the hardest for sure. When I finally blew the load was out of this world (Peter North who?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLD SNAKE View Post
    100% you got to treat it like a date, so good personal hygiene and presentation, as the girls first impressions of you will determine what kind of service you will receive, because no girl wants some fat dirty ugly man touching them, no matter how much you tip them,
    last Saturday i parked my GLA 250 Mercedes on site at Lalabells Granville right next to the door and the Mamasan came out and greeted me, and gave the car a complement, and she was very friendly, i think she told all the girls, rich old man is here, haha, because she asked what type of girl you like, instead of the usual only this girl is available,
    WOW! I don't own a Mercedes but Mamasans are always polite and courteous to me. It must be my personal presence that impacts them and not showing off my toys. I bet the next post will be a punter saying the Mamasan noticed his Rolex watch and gave him the prettiest girl in the shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLD SNAKE View Post
    GLA 250 Mercedes
    I'm jelly mate, that's why I always park my shitty Toyota a mile away from the shop lol, don't want anyone to find out I'm a sorry-ass poor bugger.

    I also wear my cheap digital watch and leave my wallet in the car, the only things in my pocket are condoms and cash

    Having said that...I do take care of my hygiene, clean penis + non-smelly ass crack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewv View Post
    WOW! I don't own a Mercedes but Mamasans are always polite and courteous to me. It must be my personal presence that impacts them and not showing off my toys. I bet the next post will be a punter saying the Mamasan noticed his Rolex watch and gave him the prettiest girl in the shop.
    Yes she was very polite and courteous, and this is why i became regular, i wouldn't consider my car as a toy as its a daily driver, but it is a step up from all of the previous second hand bombs that constantly broke down that i have owned,

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    Quote Originally Posted by warwick1 View Post
    Oh wow, maybe if it was an AMG you would have got the Mamasan....I can see why you're one of Sibon's minions...
    i was never interested in the AMG, i couldn't deal with the uncomfortable seats especially sitting in Sydney Traffic, and dealing with all the potholes, the Mamasan would of been nice to spend some time with, as we all know most of them are retired ML/WLs themselves, as being one of Sibons minions, i have to respect the guy for giving this forum a bit of entertainment and trying to keep this forum active, with new posts, instead of whinging and complaining about other people why don't you try posting some new and interesting content yourself,

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    You call posting absolute delusional BS constantly entertainment, you have a big problem, I will leave the moron alone, I will actually block him again, is that ok with you?? I did have a Benz, sold it and kept my 2002 Commodore and I get great service from one of Jenny's shops....

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    guys, you better not to shave before punting to avoid any small cuts on skin,
    less chance to catch some infections

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