Preparation before seeing a WL

[OLD SNAKE]

Give it another 12 months and then you'll be losing 40%. And if those idiot greens get their way you'll be losing 90%

that could be said for all oil based driven vehicles, there is always going to be some sort of contradiction,

[Ghost2hauntU]

that could be said for all oil based driven vehicles, there is always going to be some sort of contradiction,

I prepare as if I’m going out on a date with a cheap slut that I’ll fuck after a drink or two.
So usually shave but not always. I shower, clean up cock and sack and fragrance it too. Pop the V etc and put on my fav fuck jeans, dressy pimp-like shirt and black hooded punting jacket.

Basically I make sure I look and smell good to fuck a whore, as opposed to dressing for a Christian fellowship meeting.

[priapus1966]

I shower, clean up cock and sack and fragrance it too. Pop the V etc and put on my fav fuck jeans, dressy pimp-like shirt and black hooded punting jacket.

Basically I make sure I look and smell good to fuck a whore

Just make sure you never ever put any aftershave or 'spirit' based fragrance on your cock or balls. It might smell good but it tastes horrible!

[Warrabong]

Check wallet balance

[GoldfishMan]

Get cash.

Rewipe the arse.

Time my meal to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I also keep an eye on what I eat before the session. No crispy fried foods to avoid getting cuts in my mouth, and no heavy fatty food to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I go for a walk around the city to ogle at hotties to get my blood pumping.

Usually at the shop, I go empty my bladder before the session. I'd also be watching some porn on my phone while waiting to get me even more pumped up for a fuck.

[cuteguy]

Wait, I thought if I'm handsome enough, then I won't need to pay 😆

Keep dreaming! If you're at some club etc sure you might get lucky. Don't expect a freebie at the shop just because you're handsome. MLs and WLs want money 💰 in return for their service unless they have some motive or require a favour from you.

[l337dude]

Keep dreaming! If you're at some club etc sure you might get lucky. Don't expect a freebie at the shop just because you're handsome. MLs and WLs want money �� in return for their service unless they have some motive or require a favour from you.

I'm pretty sure that was a joke and the dude wasn't being serious lol

[l337dude]

Get cash.

Rewipe the arse.

Time my meal to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I also keep an eye on what I eat before the session. No crispy fried foods to avoid getting cuts in my mouth, and no heavy fatty food to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I go for a walk around the city to ogle at hotties to get my blood pumping.

Usually at the shop, I go empty my bladder before the session. I'd also be watching some porn on my phone while waiting to get me even more pumped up for a fuck.

I used to time my meal and watch the fat intake as well but nowadays I just eat normal as long as I wait at least an hour before poping the V I'm fine, most times I don't notice a difference, I probably get hard enough without the V anyway but I just use it as an insurance policy, mental support etc, just in case

I do make sure I don't drink too much liquid or eat too much fibre, don't wanna be making multiple trips to the loo or be gasy...

I used to watch porn before a punt but for some reason I think that's doing the opposite for me lol, kinda of "desensitises" me in a way, and in most cases the WL's not on the same level as pr0n star, if you know what I meant...:P

[cuteguy]

Check wallet balance

What if you want to do double or have consecutive sessions with two girls that caught your attention in a line up or on the roster? Having extra cash is a great idea!

[Magictits8]

Check wallet. Also make sure the phone is on silent and my status on the Teams app to DND if required.

[adz21xx]

Piss get money and rock up

[sukeong]

100 push ups
100 pull ups
100 sit ups
100 jumping jacks

Oil up my pumped body
Check mirror
Slap the dick twice to wake him up
Good to go

[ReginaldBubbles]

Keep dreaming! If you're at some club etc sure you might get lucky. Don't expect a freebie at the shop just because you're handsome. MLs and WLs want money 💰 in return for their service unless they have some motive or require a favour from you.

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

[warwick1]

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

I'm so old when the boss sees me make it up the stairs one more time , I get extra service on the houseSounds like a Sibon story....

[Alexjo974]

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

Lmao you must have a dick that tastes like chocolate

[cuteguy]

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

Sounds like John West the fish they reject. You missed the next line in your comments. Girl sees customer come in and says sorry I can't see you and hands back the money even before the session starts. 🤣

[rooter]

I am a good Catholic boy so i always do the sign of the cross before a punt.
Yeah i know, God doesn't exist, and even if he/she did exist they wouldn't bless a sinful activity.
But hey it makes me feel good and gives me confidence and that's OK.
I always laugh when a Mexican boxer v a Puerto Rican boxer both do the sign of the cross.'
There is no way God exists and even if he did why would he favour one dude against the other.
But if it gives you confidence an purpose and meaning, its all good

[GoldfishMan]

I am a good Catholic boy so i always do the sign of the cross before a punt.
Yeah i know, God doesn't exist, and even if he/she did exist they wouldn't bless a sinful activity.
But hey it makes me feel good and gives me confidence and that's OK.
I always laugh when a Mexican boxer v a Puerto Rican boxer both do the sign of the cross.'
There is no way God exists and even if he did why would he favour one dude against the other.
But if it gives you confidence an purpose and meaning, its all good

I wouldn't say that God doesn't exist. We simply don't know, do we?

Disclaimer: I'm not a religious person, not even close.

[punther]

I wouldn't say it's sinful. Humans have been paying/bartering for sex for thousands of years

[madness123]

The meal timing and viagra is interesting to see here. Ive worked out a system of half a pill a bit of food and the other half of the pill 30 mins later. There is an overlap of both in the middle and an overall longer benifit.