Preparation before seeing a WL

[Abracadabra]

Get cash.

Rewipe the arse.

Time my meal to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I also keep an eye on what I eat before the session. No crispy fried foods to avoid getting cuts in my mouth, and no heavy fatty food to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I go for a walk around the city to ogle at hotties to get my blood pumping.

Usually at the shop, I go empty my bladder before the session. I'd also be watching some porn on my phone while waiting to get me even more pumped up for a fuck.

By meal timing I assume you allow 2hrs prior to taking viagra to allow an empty stomach..
With a half life of 4hrs taking V 1 hr prior has been my approach but after a recent session was delayed 1and half hours the V effect was fine, if not better??

I sometimes have a caffeine hit pre session.

[GoldfishMan]

By meal timing I assume you allow 2hrs prior to taking viagra to allow an empty stomach..
With a half life of 4hrs taking V 1 hr prior has been my approach but after a recent session was delayed 1and half hours the V effect was fine, if not better??

I sometimes have a caffeine hit pre session.

Yeah, minimum 2 hours after the last meal before I take the V. It varies from person to person, and depends on what you ate. Like for me, if I had a heavy fatty meal like Betty's burgers, I would have to wait at least 4 hours before I could take the V or even have sex. I'd be all bloated and feel uncomfortable.

Anyway, if I do everything right and take the V on a truly empty stomach, it kicks in within 30 mins and holy hell, it packs a punch. Rock solid boner. I'm like a water diviner with my stick in front of me going to my punt, lol!

[CharlieM]

I am a good Catholic boy so i always do the sign of the cross before a punt.
Yeah i know, God doesn't exist, and even if he/she did exist they wouldn't bless a sinful activity.
But hey it makes me feel good and gives me confidence and that's OK.
I always laugh when a Mexican boxer v a Puerto Rican boxer both do the sign of the cross.'
There is no way God exists and even if he did why would he favour one dude against the other.
But if it gives you confidence an purpose and meaning, its all good

Had a friend of mine. Born in Australia but his religious background was Muslim. Non practising and a self confirmed atheist, but refused to eat pork. I guess he was covering all his bases just in case.

[jsw1888]

Check wallet. Also make sure the phone is on silent and my status on the Teams app to DND if required.

100% on phone on silent and teams on DnD . Lol

[Double_Adapter]

Had a friend of mine. Born in Australia but his religious background was Muslim. Non practising and a self confirmed atheist, but refused to eat pork. I guess he was covering all his bases just in case.

Belief and creed is a powerful thing and can be used as a weapon/deterrent. Years ago I was in Israel for work and the locals told me the Israelis had fitted the buses with pig's organs to stop the Palestinians from suicide attacks - and it actually had the desired effect. On a side note the Israeli women are fucken beautiful especially the ones in military uniform.

[GoldfishMan]

Belief and creed is a powerful thing and can be used as a weapon/deterrent. Years ago I was in Israel for work and the locals told me the Israelis had fitted the buses with pig's organs to stop the Palestinians from suicide attacks - and it actually had the desired effect. On a side note the Israeli women are fucken beautiful especially the ones in military uniform.

Lots of really beautiful women from that part of the world. Gal Gadot, my God what a beauty, especially when she was younger in the fast and furious flicks.

Natalie Portman... I'll be honest, I was already ogling at her when she was in The Professional all those years ago... Watching that movie made me feel like I was a pedo! She's just so naturally beautiful.

[Trampoline]

Great point

[ReginaldBubbles]

Natalie Portman... I'll be honest, I was already ogling at her when she was in The Professional all those years ago... Watching that movie made me feel like I was a pedo!

Well she was 12 years old in that movie...

[11Bravo]

Shower and brush teeth. Dress clean and casual. Prep wallet with expected cash, along with an extra pineapple or two for spur of the moment upgrades, or shopping for snacks afterwards. I try to have the exact amount available, not expecting change (Summerville the exception - 100 at the front desk, 10 in change returned). Use the "Do not Disturb" function on mobile with time limit so I don't have to remember to turn it off. Make sure pants zipper closed before leaving house.

On the way, pop a Listerine breath sheet (very small FLAT packet of dissolving 1"x1" sheets impregnated with Listerine) in my mouth. More convenient than the larger Tic-Tac container.

At the shop, FIRST thing is make a pit-stop (don't get old). For first timers, lay a pineapple on the massage table so my intentions are clear.

[Sibon]

Preparation to see a WL should be the same as you preparing yourself to be the Groom of the Day

Only that you shouldn't mistaken her as your virgin bride.

[GoldfishMan]

Shower and brush teeth. Dress clean and casual. Prep wallet with expected cash, along with an extra pineapple or two for spur of the moment upgrades, or shopping for snacks afterwards. I try to have the exact amount available, not expecting change (Summerville the exception - 100 at the front desk, 10 in change returned). Use the "Do not Disturb" function on mobile with time limit so I don't have to remember to turn it off. Make sure pants zipper closed before leaving house.

On the way, pop a Listerine breath sheet (very small FLAT packet of dissolving 1"x1" sheets impregnated with Listerine) in my mouth. More convenient than the larger Tic-Tac container.

At the shop, FIRST thing is make a pit-stop (don't get old). For first timers, lay a pineapple on the massage table so my intentions are clear.

Don’t brush your teeth before going for a session, bro. Brushing could cause small unnoticeable cuts in your mouth, making it more likely for you to get infected with something during your punt.

[BFC]

Don’t brush your teeth before going for a session, bro. Brushing could cause small unnoticeable cuts in your mouth, making it more likely for you to get infected with something during your punt.

I agree, thus, I usually use a gargle. As you still want to have good breath.

[BFC]

I agree about not brushing your teeth.
But I still want fresh breath. Thus, I would usually gargle before hand. As the girls just hate guys with bad breath.

[ColesBag]

Shower, shave, brush teeth, mouthwash & nice fragrance. Be polite, respectful & the keep the conversation light.

[Ghost2hauntU]

Lot of WLs I see like the smell of expensive fragrance. They sniff me and ask what it is.
Sets the mood straight away.

So get yourself some fresh Hugo Boss or the like instead of turn up wearing Brut aftershave lol.

[Callfellow]

No meals for at least 2 hours before session. Just in case I eat something that my stomach doesn't agree with, that'll ruin the session

[rooter]

No meals for at least 2 hours before session. Just in case I eat something that my stomach doesn't agree with, that'll ruin the session

Yeah mate, punting is like working out, you gotta do it on an empty stomach.

[Sibon]

Shower, shave, brush teeth, mouthwash & nice fragrance. Be polite, respectful & the keep the conversation light.

Also spiritually cleanse yourself with dose of smokes from incense sticks.

Pray to the sky, water and earth and have a sip of water from the well.

[TheOtherI]

Also spiritually cleanse yourself with dose of smokes from incense sticks.

Pray to the sky, water and earth and have a sip of water from the well.

Also remember to give a slight bow prior to offering up your prayers, when making donations (paying) use your right hand, bow once more when leaving the main hall (room) and when you leave the temple grounds (establishment).

[Double_Adapter]

Also spiritually cleanse yourself with dose of smokes from incense sticks.

Pray to the sky, water and earth and have a sip of water from the well.

"Sibon-san...
Punting here! [taps big head]
Punting here! [taps little head]
Punting never here! [points to heart]
Understand?"

- Mr. Miyagi