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    Nuru service, is it worth it??

    Hey all. I've seen some ads for Nuru Massages and just looking for anyones experience and if its worth the money$$?
    Keep punting!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by APuntingwewillgo View Post
    Hey all. I've seen some ads for Nuru Massages and just looking for anyones experience and if its worth the money$$?
    Keep punting!!
    I guess it depends. If you can find a decent looking provider under 40 y who can deliver an authentic Nuru massage in a properly set up environment, it might be an interesting and worthwhile experience.
    But I would bet that, here in SEQ, in at least 49 out of 50 cases you will end up in a bait-and-switch situation, or meet someone with severely edited photos, or photos from 20 years ago, who have no clue what they are doing and offer more or less a standard BS thing, probably not even with real Nuru gel....
    I have yet to see a Locanto ad for 'Nuru' that doesn't scream bullshit straight away.

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    Garden of Eden in Banyo used to provide great nuru when it first opened, have gone straight down the hill since re-opening after COVID...

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    Not tried NURU just seems too $$$$

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    Nuru is never worth the money. No one in QLD can do it properly.

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    agree with nuru in qld comment - someone who can do BS properly and has the setup - big blow up mattress with at least $50 nuru gel and clean up afterwards - most likely version in BRisbane or even places in syd is just replacement of massage oil with a little bit of nuru gel - better but not really the same

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    Hi, been lurking for a while now and my first post, I went to try this Nurul one and I would definitely avoid at all costs what opened the door I can describe without sounding like a C*** there are two that work there and both are not worth the time there is another ad for a subuku chair Olson same address so avoid aswell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob12345 View Post
    Hi, been lurking for a while now and my first post, I went to try this Nurul one and I would definitely avoid at all costs what opened the door I can describe without sounding like a C*** there are two that work there and both are not worth the time there is another ad for a subuku chair Olson same address so avoid aswell
    Honestly, what did you expect from an ad like that???
    No proper photos, nothing verified, very little vague, generic and unspecific information.......that you'd find a 25 yo JAV-model stunner there??
    Good grief!
    And you forgot to mention, did you at least have the guts to laugh in their faces and leave, or did you end up being one of those 'well, I am here now'-gullibles?

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    I ran like Forest

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    Massage Nuru Gel
    Not on this

    But is is on a massage table
    Herps
    Thanks
    NOTE: It is Not on a Nuru Inflatable Massage Air Mattress ok
    Unless you want to use one?
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    Herps

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    everyone uses the word "nuru" but no one knows what it actually is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NuruGuru View Post
    everyone uses the word "nuru" but no one knows what it actually is.
    Lol, and that frequently includes the so called 'providers'....

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    Go to Thailand - have a soapy there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4FoW2 View Post
    Go to Thailand - have a soapy there.
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    Any soapy offered down under?

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    I've looked around (would like to give that a go) but haven't been able to find one so far.

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    There's Melbas on Kingston Rd that advertise as a Turkish Body steam Health massage. I suppose thats the closest we have here.
    4FoW2

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    Thanks brother. The light of your wisdom is always appreciated
    Keep Punting!!!
    Go QLD!!

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    I’ve tried it before and I think it’s highly overrated.

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