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    Quote Originally Posted by ColesBag View Post
    I'm usually naked when I fuck. What the fuck is this thread? Fucking GQ magazine?
    It is GQ magazine bro ... Goanna Quokka ... it's a native animal Forum ... didn't they tell you when you signed up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by warwick1 View Post
    Like "Mr Darcy" from Pride and Prejudice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    I think he was more like Henry Crawford or Tom Bertram from Mansfield Park.
    Mr Darcy was technically a Dandy but more self assured and macho.
    But hey lets not get technical ...

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    A dash of CK and a fistful of pineapples... in other words, smell clean and pay well (and don't be an asshole).

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    Double post...



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    Whatever the outfit, it’s coming off anyway lol

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    I try and dress in smart casual whenever I leave the house so that normally involves loafers, trousers and a buttoned up shirt or jacket on depending the weather but I normally get compliments if I am wearing activewear because I sometimes punt before going to the gym. This gets the most positive reactions from ML’s. They tend to appreciate it when you look after your body.

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    If it were possible, I would wear nothing. However, I would wear the most simple clothes, such as shorts and t-shirts

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    Haha nice you legend Migala. Tnx for reviving my thread! I totally forgot about it.

    Well, on a hot steamy night when I prefer to haunt there are times I’ll just wear a singlet under my pocketable black punting jacket. My fuckjeans and boots are the same as any other time.

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    A disguise.

    Usually a Freddy Mercury moustache, some ultra tight white shorts and I sing as I walk there in a falsetto voice.

    My money is good. That’s all that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJones View Post
    Don't forget the double dildo nunchucks!
    so underrated - that comment

    GOLD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost2hauntU View Post
    My fuckjeans .
    What, pray tell, are 'fuck jeans' ?

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    I always wear the red, yellow and blue Communist Party of Australia uniform.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColesBag View Post
    What, pray tell, are 'fuck jeans' ?
    Fuck jeans are a pair of jeans you wear when going out to fuck. Mine are a straight leg relaxed fit. I never go punting without wearing a pair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magictits8 View Post
    When will the aus99 hoodies come out? It'll be great chatting with other members while in the waiting room.
    This is gold
    The million dollar question - what would be the aus99 emblem ? A wombat - eats, roots, and leaves (an old joke)

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    Hoodie, baseball cap, sunglasses, mask, gloves, I go in there looking like I’m about to rob the place. Oh and fresh new undies.

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    as someone who works in the luxury retail section, whatever expensive stuff i get

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calpico_Can View Post
    as someone who works in the luxury retail section, whatever expensive stuff i get
    Do the girls fall for you?

    I had this guy tell me he went to all this effort to dress up and some people just don’t recognise the effort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent888 View Post
    Do the girls fall for you?

    I had this guy tell me he went to all this effort to dress up and some people just don’t recognise the effort.
    Korean girls notice the Jo Malone perfume and the Thom Browne attire

    younger Chinese girls recognize the Maison Margiela, Helmut Lang and Alexander McQueen stuff

    most, if not all want to steal my LV Malle Bag

    almost a decade ago, most Japanese girls recognize the clothing I bought from Shibuya 109 Mens but were terrified I was a Host

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    Quote Originally Posted by frisson View Post
    This is gold
    The million dollar question - what would be the aus99 emblem ? A wombat - eats, roots, and leaves (an old joke)
    Obviously a Koala. It eats bushes and leaves.

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    The effort to dress up isn't to impress others, it is just so that I don't look like a homeless person. If I go for a punt and I look unkempt some girls may be hesitant to offer me her goodies.

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