Northside swing and a miss.

[AUlysses]

https://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_6...-your-fun.html

I wasn't expecting much out of this, I was just glad to have somewhere advertise within a 10 minute drive of me.

Yeeeeeah, not worth the $100 for a "full body relaxation"
Obviously not what was pictured and I wasn't expecting it to be, probably like a...5/10 on the boiler scale.
The body relaxation was just rubbing the tips of her fingers on my back.
The HJ ending wasn't too bad, but I've had a lot better and she wouldn't let me touch because my hands were too cold apparently.

Well, I guess the drought of living around the burpengary area continues.

[APuntingwewillgo]

don't know whether to laugh or yell at you for working through the bait n switch. keep punting

[Honeypot69]

You could tell that one was a fake straight up mate.

[AUlysses]

I wasn't expecting 10/10 stunner or anything. I was just hoping for a decent massage close to home.

[Sirfaffer]

Dude if we don't walk away they'll keep doing it.