See, I read this and think "that's terrible, best avoid that girl."
But..
But some sick part of my brain is saying "book her and see if she roughs you up a bit, maybe slaps you once to show you she ain't bullshitting..." and it degenerates in to a hot steamy throw each other around the room romp...
And now I'm imagining a scene like this too... https://youtu.be/ZomwVcGt0LE
Maybe best just to avoid...