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    Fire Alarm, do you stay or evacuate

    You are in the middle of a session with the most beautiful, most erotic W/L and are having the most incredible sex of your life,
    Than the fire alarm goes off in the building, do you stop what you are doing and evacuate, Or do you hope its an false alarm and continue with the session
    Knowing quite well the firefighters will arrive on site and could barge in on you at any moment, while still doing the deed.
    What choice would you make and why.

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    Haven’t had this happen to me yet but after 25 years of punting I know only of one thing that I’d do more than anything else when I’m in the heat of the moment with a hot WL I’ve intense chemistry with…

    KEEP FUCKEN FUCKING!!!

    it ain’t a bad way to go too. Cos you’ll still be fucking her for some time before being reincarnated lol.

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    Keep pumpin', fuck harder!

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    LOL, it's probably not even your choice. The girls would run first the moment the alarm triggers off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rajaz View Post
    LOL, it's probably not even your choice. The girls would run first the moment the alarm triggers off.
    Have to agree lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by anth2426 View Post
    Have to agree lol
    Yeah safety first, lol

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    Long ago I'd assume it was a false alarm. Then I watched a documentary about a London Underground station fire. Started in an escalator well, a discarded cigarette in trash and whatnot. Smoldered for awhile, wisps of smoke wafting up. Everybody ignored, no big deal. But then the fire did a flashover, and a number of people died. I know Asians don't stick around when there's a fire, and now I'd be right with them.

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    One time i was walk pass 429 pitt and heard the alarm going off from the outside. It was kinda funny because I was wondering if anyone will come rushing out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornedbeast View Post
    Keep pumpin', fuck harder!
    hahahaha love this one brother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rajaz View Post
    LOL, it's probably not even your choice. The girls would run first the moment the alarm triggers off.
    hahaha I know right! She may be the one initiating to get up and get the hell out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hidden Python View Post
    You are in the middle of a session with the most beautiful, most erotic W/L and are having the most incredible sex of your life,
    Than the fire alarm goes off in the building, do you stop what you are doing and evacuate, Or do you hope its an false alarm and continue with the session
    Knowing quite well the firefighters will arrive on site and could barge in on you at any moment, while still doing the deed.
    What choice would you make and why.
    With all honesty, I will do my best to finish the deed bro then evacuate. I just don't know dude, what if that is already a life threatening scenario and I'm there pumping haha. just get to do it again another Day.

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    Most of the time it’s a false alarm, and if it isn’t, what better way to go! All seriousness though what are the chances, it’ll suck and a mood killer having to evacuate and then come back

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    When the flames lick my ass, I'll go.... to be honest - in a great punt I wouldn't hear an alarm!

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    I should say that safety is the top priority in such situations! I can live and punt for another Day.
    But I love the humor on keep punting while everybody is panicking lol. but safety first of course!

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    I'd keep my rock hard cock in her from behind, grab the cloth covering off the bed, wrap it around us and leave the premises like that. It'll look like a couple cuddling up in a doona.

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    Hahaha some funny shit, love reading through some of these comments

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    Fireman might come in for hanky panky

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornedbeast View Post
    Fireman might come in for hanky panky
    Wow, light bulb moment. Imagine you're getting it on with your girl, then the fire alarm goes off and in comes a hot and sexy FIREWOMAN. She strips off and joins in the fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    Wow, light bulb moment. Imagine you're getting it on with your girl, then the fire alarm goes off and in comes a hot and sexy FIREWOMAN. She strips off and joins in the fun.
    Wow I never thought of that one! that's hot! haha

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