Reply With QuoteGold! What a fat fuck he was.
Yeah, I remember the fat fuck Rusty Hinge as well. Story goes that parliament was discussing the dingo problem out west and a polly called Rosemary Kyburtz
suggested castrating the dingoes. Old Rusty interjected "C'mon Rozie, the dingoes are eating the sheep, not fuckin them!"
Apparently this was true and is recorded in Hansard.
Gold! What a fat fuck he was.
So a koala walks into a brothel.
He picks out the best looking girl, and heads upstairs with her. While up there, he eats her out like a madman, doing things she's never even heard of. After about an hour he gets up heads out the door.
The girl stops him and demands payment.
The koala doesn't understand. She has him look up prostitute in the dictionary.
"a person who trades sex for money."
Still a little confused, he asks what it says about him.
"koala, an Australian native animal that eats bushes and leaves."
Haha this one is hilariousOriginally Posted by Ghost2hauntU
Lol, hilarious bro.
I dont know what to react. Funny thing happened when I tried new place.
There was loud commotion happened, after a young bloke left (looks like just 18 or 19 from his behaviour)
He is a chinese and speak mando with the manager before left.
I inside the waiting room so I didn't see who it was but it between the worker and the manager.
" you know that guy is s prick , he is the worst, he cannot speak English "
"Why?"
" he tried to put it to my face, I already said stop but he still do it. And he doesn't understand English, you have a list right"
"Yes I can make a list for customer that you don't want see again"
" urghhhhhh, He is studying in Australia , he should study English. What if she has gf and he cannot speak English, how they can communicate, learn English not visit this store"
And keep continue as she really pissed off and fumed from her voice.
And the manager make excuses to ushered me to my room. Smart move papasan hahahah.
More or less like that
Feelsbadman to that young bloke , even ml take pity on him. Lol
Ha ha ... that's a great one!! LOL
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" "No" replies the rabbit. So the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
Two mates are walking down the street, when they see a dog licking its balls one turns to the other and says "I wish I could do that." His mate replies "I'll hold its head so it doesn't bite you."
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
Having a joke and making a girl laugh is some good lube.
I Did feel bad for laughing at a Korean WL who walked into the shower door thinking it was open.
what do you get when you cross a computer and a prostitute?
A fucking know it all.
That's gold mate!!! I'm still chuckling...
What would happen if you kicked a blacksmith's dog?
He'd make a bolt for the door!
Yes, some good stuff coming from dotcum. Keep em cumming!!
What did the penis say to the vagina?
Don’t make me come in there!
Son "Dad, do you remember your first blow job?"
Dad "Yes I do, I think every man does."
Son "What did it taste like?"
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
How do you recycle a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
An elephant asks a camel "Why do you have boobs on your back?"
The camel replied "That's a weird question coming from someone with a dick on his face."
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
How do you tell if your girl is horny or hungry?
Watch to see where she sticks the cucumber.
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
Hercules got into a fight with a guy with a big hammer...the next day his bum was Thor.
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
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