Jokes, having a laugh

[bung72]

Son "Dad, do you remember your first blow job?"

Dad "Yes I do, I think every man does."

Son "What did it taste like?"

Noooo!!! One for the new generation I suppose.....

[danaussieguy]

So a koala walks into a brothel.

He picks out the best looking girl, and heads upstairs with her. While up there, he eats her out like a madman, doing things she's never even heard of. After about an hour he gets up heads out the door.

The girl stops him and demands payment.

The koala doesn't understand. She has him look up prostitute in the dictionary.

"a person who trades sex for money."

Still a little confused, he asks what it says about him.

"koala, an Australian native animal that eats bushes and leaves."

hahahaha good one mate!

[pornonporn]

What type of underwear does covid wear?
COVID Klein

[priapus1966]

They used the same joke on some no neck English bowler (Gladstone?).

Gladstone Cleophas Small - his neck vertabrae were fused,

[dotcumdotinyou]

What's the difference between a sex worker and a drug dealer? A sex worker can wash her crack and resell it.

What's the difference between between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

When does a patient panic? When he's having a prostate exam and feels his doctors hands on both shoulders.

[GoldfishMan]

What's the difference between a sex worker and a drug dealer? A sex worker can wash her crack and resell it.

What's the difference between between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

When does a patient panic? When he's having a prostate exam and feels his doctors hands on both shoulders.

Lol, good ones, especially the last one!!

[Daffy]

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

I’ve never had a garbonzo bean on my face

[woodland]

yeah mad is not bad,.

[Daffy]

yeah mad is not bad,.

We got the chocolates is pretty good too

[F0x]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" "No" replies the rabbit. So the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.

Haha the old Eddie Murphy Classic 😏

"I once had sex with my Dad in a lift.




It was wrong on every level"

[schloong]

Here's a non PC one:
Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he's getting close to the ground?
A: The leash goes slack!

[dotcumdotinyou]

This would have to be one of the oldest jokes around, I first heard it in the '60s

An indian brave walks into the chief's teepee and asks him how he names the children in the village.

"Well" he says "when a child is born I look outside and name the child the first thing I see, if I see a bear running I name the child running bear. If I see a cloud wafting across the sky I name the child white cloud. Why do you ask two dogs fucking?"

[GoldfishMan]

This would have to be one of the oldest jokes around, I first heard it in the '60s

An indian brave walks into the chief's teepee and asks him how he names the children in the village.

"Well" he says "when a child is born I look outside and name the child the first thing I see, if I see a bear running I name the child running bear. If I see a cloud wafting across the sky I name the child white cloud. Why do you ask two dogs fucking?"

LMAO, good one!

[expert]

Read this somewhere:

Son: "Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?"
Dad: "Because your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter"
Son: "Thanks, Dad"
Dad: "No problem, Alan"

[Daffy]

Here's a non PC one:
Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he's getting close to the ground?
A: The leash goes slack!

How dark are we going?

Edit - might start a different topic for dark humour

[GoldfishMan]

Read this somewhere:

Son: "Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?"
Dad: "Because your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter"
Son: "Thanks, Dad"
Dad: "No problem, Alan"

Hahahha another good one!

[asiafever]

My best friends wife is a born again Christian, and we do not get along well at all.
The other day she called me up to yell at me because he called her a bad word.
"Did he call you a bitch?" I asked her.
"No Asiafever, he did not use the b word!"
"Uh-oh.... Did he call you a cunt?" I asked.
"No!"
"Well then he didn't hear it from me..."

[GoldfishMan]

My best friends wife is a born again Christian, and we do not get along well at all.
The other day she called me up to yell at me because he called her a bad word.
"Did he call you a bitch?" I asked her.
"No Asiafever, he did not use the b word!"
"Uh-oh.... Did he call you a cunt?" I asked.
"No!"
"Well then he didn't hear it from me..."

Lol, good one bro!