Reply With QuoteYeah brah, you gotta go in at an angle. I’ve had a couple over the years, and I’m 7x6.
Saw a WL Susan many years ago. I was on a middle aged bbw crusade at the time. Off course I paid upfront for fs.
Well I don't know if she'd been recently fisted by Mike Tyson, but swear to God I stuck it in and couldn't feel a thing, nothing, didn't touch the sides. I checked and I was in, but you could store a fire extinguisher in there. I told her, maybe too politely, that this wasn't working for me. She changed the rubber and started a blow job. That was crap as well. I said honey, I need to cum so I'm happy to jack off but let me come on your ass. I got a sullen ok. Got to the honey moment and opened her ass cheeks and delivered a half reasonable load.
Could have stayed home and wanked off to judge Judy and had a better time!
Yeah brah, you gotta go in at an angle. I’ve had a couple over the years, and I’m 7x6.
I had an (extremely) rare free Saturday night.... these are like gold to me, literally an annual occurrence. With the local shop boasting a bristling roster of girls starting at 8 I was keen, there were a few I wanted to meet too. Got there - only one available - fucking kidding me - half the rest either weren't there or were coming in much later.... young girl, pretty fat too, pretty bad attitude and not at all pretty. Wanted a shitload for extras too....
I thought - I've come this far! What's 150..... She might just be a diamond in the (very) rough?
When I informed her I didn't want to buy her GFE package, the attitude got even worse.... tits hung below the umbilicus, stretch marks, bad breath (and I didn't get very close!) and her pussy stank from up at doggy style altitude.... I think I was in and out inside of 20 minutes. From memory the CBJ was passable....
That was my worst.... such a waste of a precious Saturday too!
Closely followed by this new chick Friday night just gone.....
To avoid bad punts I just go to one shop that I know has decent girls on their roster, and make shore the girls I pick I am sexually compatible with, so I look at their age, height and their body size, if their are no girls I like in the shop, I just walk away and go somewhere else.
Also another thing I’ve learnt over the years is, don’t punt when you are too horny, otherwise you just blow your load really quickly,
Also don’t let the girl jerk and suck you off to much before sex.
Reliability (predictability) v new adventures.
The wins are better when your coming back off a loss I reckon.
Don't punt when you are too horny?? When are we supposed to?Originally Posted by Hidden Python
You're right about the jerking/sucking.... One girl I saw earlier this year - got naked, fooled about for a minute, then she pipes out with - 'do you want to fuck me from behind now?' - I'm like, steady on sweetie - I've got several things queued up before that one.... cheeky girl! She must have thought I was more new than I was....
Yup - that little gem, your most favourite girl ever could be the next new one you meet... could be hiding behind crap photos and a lacklustre description.... I've seen that twice now.....
When you are too horny you become very sensitive, so you blow to quickly, so its good to actually to know how many days it takes before you need a release, and either go 1 day before that or learn how to cool off and relax your mind and bodyDon't punt when you are too horny?? When are we supposed to?
You're right about the jerking/sucking.... One girl I saw earlier this year - got naked, fooled about for a minute, then she pipes out with - 'do you want to fuck me from behind now?' - I'm like, steady on sweetie - I've got several things queued up before that one.... cheeky girl! She must have thought I was more new than I was....
I know how many days.... 1!
I find visiting a shop, even to see a girl you know pretty well, quite exhilarating and a big turn on... so even if I weren't horny when I left home I sure as shit am when I'm there....
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Reliability (predictability) v new adventures.
The wins are better when your coming back off a loss I reckon.
this is hilarious
Of course it’s Hilarious punting is suppose to be fun and enjoyable, and agree once i am in the room with the girl its game on,
My worst punt experience was when my wife is calling me in the middle of the deed! worst! just worst!
Shit! Always silent mode mate.... :O
Years ago I was in the process of leaving my first wife, I was banging my new GF in St Kilda, and I could here my phone vibrating again and again in my bag.... I think I switched vibrate off and never put it on again! That was 2004.....
She is quite the detective mate! hahaha! that's why I punt on occasions that she wont bother me, like attending a funeral or any hahaha
Totally agreed. If wife / gf call during the deed... such a spoiler
THIS
https://www.naughtyads.com.au/escort/hot-tattooed-bbw
Big tits bbws with ass are my choice but she was nothing but an out of shape slob with zero shape
Got a couple of swallowing BBBJ and got outta there
I imagine a worst punt experience when you're about to do DATY and it smells trach down there!
What did you tell her? Just let the WL answer the phone
haha i can already imagine being dead when i get home. but back to topic, its during my vacation to bangkok, theres this gogo bar where i paid first before seing the girl. i guess you guys know where this is going
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