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    Helping inexperienced guys to talk to girls

    ok so growing up, I was never able to hold a conversation with girls. I would usually talk to girls like doing an interview Yes/No, which is pathetic.
    But I know many guys are on the same boat cuz I was one.

    It took me 36 years till I was able to manage to talk to girls
    It helped improve my confidence. It helped build a good rapport with girls (many girls), made them laugh, had fun and in return, had many great punts.

    Well, they didn't know that I often say the same things, ask the same questions to most girls. It's the same lines, the same questions that I recycle them all the time.

    So let's throw in some lines here to help inexperienced guys. Here are some of my lines.
    The key is to keep it lightheaded, jokes about it. Or be judgmental about her but jokes about it. Or ask questions that make her think, avoid simple Yes/No questions.
    These are simple questions, geared toward asian girls whose english is more limited (and because I'm asian so we asian get asian jokes)

    1
    Me: What's your real name? Japanese name?
    She: It's secret.
    Me: Let me guess. Sakura?
    She: No
    Me: "Nazuki? ... (this is where she would laugh out loud) Nobita? Yamaha? Toyota?
    Why do Japanese all sound with ahhh?"
    We both laughed

    2
    Me: You're student?
    She: Yea
    Me: So are you a good student or a lazy one?
    She: Bad one
    Me: uhhh, have you ever cheated in exams?.. (show her how she can cheats in exams), I did it before. You should try it
    (by this time, she would have a good laugh with you)

    3
    Me: Can you cook?
    She: Yes
    Me: (Look at her with your eyes rolling, judging) What, you can cook? You don't look like you can cook. I'd kill myself if you can (then laugh)
    She would have a laugh on this. Then follow up with asking what can she cook

    4
    Me: Do you have brothers or sisters?
    She: Yes brother
    Me: so what do you guys talk about?
    She: .blah blah blah
    Me: Have you ever talked to him about sex? Maybe he needs some help fucking his gf
    She would laugh on this one, then you can crack a joke on this such as "How would you know? Maybe he can't get hard, maybe he comes early, you gotta show him how it's done"

    5
    Me: what was you first crush? the very first one (this will make her think hard)
    She: (think hard) it was in high school
    Me: are you into handsome boys or rich men?
    She: blah blah blah
    Me: if you have a choice of a handsome boy that you love, but he's poor, and a rich man, but sex is crap, who would you pick?
    She: (often she picks the rich one) blah blah blah
    Then I'd go on judging her on her choice, this debate can go on for a long time and it's an interesting subject for woman


    You guys can chip in your tips and lines here please. I'll use learn your lines too.

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    Point 5 a good one. Must try myself

    I'll often start with quoting their country and saying it's my favourite, I always wanted to visit. I then tell em I booked because of good reviews of them. Then ask if they miss their family. From there I'll start talking about the sex they like the sex I like. I throw in things also during this with can play your music if you like and can we do with light on. My aim in whenever I talk is to direct questions back at me not seek information on them since it's all bs for safety reasons. The best covos I've had are with Eurasion Brandy (fresh back) about sex .Can't wait to see her. Ang T Nikki 666. She always talk deep and honest to me and I feel can trust her with knowledge about financial situation, work and views on life etc.

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    Is this more like "help inexperience guys talk to a WL?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Footballpunter View Post
    Is this more like "help inexperience guys talk to a WL?"
    I was going to say the same thing lol. Imagine asking a normal girl whether she gives her brother sex advice to fuck his GF lol. You'd get a slap on the face.

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    I like to ask deeper questions mainly on astrophysics.
    It gets the ball rolling and creates a positive intellectual environment for fucking each others brains out.
    "What do you think of the string theory of the universe?"
    "Do you think extra-terrestrial life exists?"
    "What do you think dark matter consists of?"
    "And what about dark energy?"
    "Do you think there are parallel universes?"
    "What's your take on black holes?"
    The WLs appreciate being valued for their minds and not just their bodies and being intellectually stimulated. Their pussies get really wet when tackling these deeper questions.

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    Some of these you really need some charisma to get moving. Without charisma, the brother/sister one is a lead brick.

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    Most guys on this forums conversations with women go a little like this.
    W/L: how long would you like to stay
    Punter: 1 hour
    W/L: which service would you like
    Punter:diamond
    W/L: that’s $250
    Punter:Ok
    Than we all knows what goes on in between and at the end
    W/L: wow you so big you lasted a long time, come back next week i give you good service again.
    Punter: thank you and says his good byes

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    I like to ask deeper questions mainly on astrophysics.
    It gets the ball rolling and creates a positive intellectual environment for fucking each others brains out.
    "What do you think of the string theory of the universe?"
    "Do you think extra-terrestrial life exists?"
    "What do you think dark matter consists of?"
    "And what about dark energy?"
    "Do you think there are parallel universes?"
    "What's your take on black holes?"
    The WLs appreciate being valued for their minds and not just their bodies and being intellectually stimulated. Their pussies get really wet when tackling these deeper questions.
    I know you're joking but I once had a ml straddling me, naked, rubbing my chest and asking my views on Adler vs Freud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    I like to ask deeper questions mainly on astrophysics.
    It gets the ball rolling and creates a positive intellectual environment for fucking each others brains out.
    "What do you think of the string theory of the universe?"
    "Do you think extra-terrestrial life exists?"
    "What do you think dark matter consists of?"
    "And what about dark energy?"
    "Do you think there are parallel universes?"
    "What's your take on black holes?"
    The WLs appreciate being valued for their minds and not just their bodies and being intellectually stimulated. Their pussies get really wet when tackling these deeper questions.
    hahah you sure this works on WL/ML?

    their english is limited, and most of them are not nerds

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefeared View Post
    Some of these you really need some charisma to get moving. Without charisma, the brother/sister one is a lead brick.
    I've never had issues with this joke with the girls. If you make it fun and not serious, you'll have a laugh about it

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    Sometimes a simple “hello” just doesn’t feel like enough when you’re trying to get the attention of someone special. While pick-up lines are certainly cheesy, getting the girl to crack even the tiniest of smiles may just be enough to break the ice. Keep in mind that pick-up lines are meant to be taken lightly, so the cornier the better.

    1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
    2. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
    3. I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
    4. I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my mind.
    5. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    I think Charisma and the way you give off first impressions is vital here. not anyone really can pull them off. hth

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    Woman love to talk full stop. Actually listen to what she is talking about and don't be afraid to ask questions about what she is talking about whether it be hobbys etc as she will pick on up the specific question being asked and realise that you are actually listening and have taken a interest and usually it makes conversing with them easier as they sort of carry the conversation.

    One thing I kind of learnt is if you have different interests, then don't be afraid to talk about yours if you think it isn't her thing because like I mentioned above, if she asks questions then she is listening to you and is willing to ask questions about your hobbies etc, basically she is interested in you to stay and to listen to you. You can't all have the same interests and if you feel like she is bored, try something else and if not, cut it short and leave, no point hanging around anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJBlows View Post
    Woman love to talk full stop. Actually listen to what she is talking about and don't be afraid to ask questions about what she is talking about whether it be hobbys etc as she will pick on up the specific question being asked and realise that you are actually listening and have taken a interest and usually it makes conversing with them easier as they sort of carry the conversation.

    One thing I kind of learnt is if you have different interests, then don't be afraid to talk about yours if you think it isn't her thing because like I mentioned above, if she asks questions then she is listening to you and is willing to ask questions about your hobbies etc, basically she is interested in you to stay and to listen to you. You can't all have the same interests and if you feel like she is bored, try something else and if not, cut it short and leave, no point hanging around anymore
    This is a good suggestion, really! I have this on my thoughts too

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    Quote Originally Posted by xboyx View Post
    I've never had issues with this joke with the girls. If you make it fun and not serious, you'll have a laugh about it
    The key is confident and able to speak out what the girl likes

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    1. Confidence: Be confident but not overly cocky.
    2. Start Small: Begin with simple topics.
    3. Listen: Pay attention and ask open-ended questions.
    4. Eye Contact: Maintain appropriate eye contact.
    5. Body Language: Use open and relaxed body language.
    6. Compliments: Offer sincere compliments.
    7. Common Interests: Find shared hobbies.
    8. Sense of Humor: Use humor when appropriate.
    9. Respect Boundaries: Respect personal boundaries.
    10. Practice: The more you practice, the better you get.
    11. Authenticity: Be yourself; authenticity is attractive.

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    here's a humorous take!

    Helping inexperienced guys talk to girls is like giving a penguin swimming lessons in a hot tub – it's all about breaking the ice, staying cool, and not getting too flustered when things start to steam up! 😄

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    Try not watching porn for 2 weeks and you will be more confident

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    Those are good lines but I think it's best not to try to remember a script, it will make you nervous.

    Just talk to girls like they are normal people, take an interest in them and ask about themselves because everyone likes to talk about themselves. If you feel the right vibe, neg them a little bit by making fun of them. If things don't work out as well as you expected, don't be too harsh on yourself because not everyone is compatible with everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazykyle1984 View Post
    Sometimes a simple “hello” just doesn’t feel like enough when you’re trying to get the attention of someone special. While pick-up lines are certainly cheesy, getting the girl to crack even the tiniest of smiles may just be enough to break the ice. Keep in mind that pick-up lines are meant to be taken lightly, so the cornier the better.

    1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
    2. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
    3. I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
    4. I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my mind.
    5. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    I think Charisma and the way you give off first impressions is vital here. not anyone really can pull them off. hth
    I sincerely hope you googled that shit.

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