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    Quote Originally Posted by carmen farquis View Post
    How come there's no rabbits on mars ?

    Because all the hairs are on Uranus
    her anus.. hahaha witty

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    A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says,
    "Honey, I shaved myself down there.
    Do you know what that means?"
    The boyfriend says,
    "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again.

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    People get shocked when they discover i am not a good electrician.

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    I said to my daughter "When I look in the mirror, I see a sad, tired, ugly old man staring back at me. Say something to make me feel better."
    And she said "Well at least your eyesight is damn near perfect."

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiafever View Post
    I said to my daughter "When I look in the mirror, I see a sad, tired, ugly old man staring back at me. Say something to make me feel better."
    And she said "Well at least your eyesight is damn near perfect."
    Well, that's some classic Aussie humor right there, mate! Your daughter's got quite the wit. A good laugh is often the best remedy for feeling down. Keep your chin up, and remember, a positive outlook can make all the difference. And hey, if your eyesight's top-notch, that's definitely a plus!

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