Originally Posted by
11Bravo
If it's NOT you, then several possibilities:
1. She might be using her scent gland. This is a gland that all females have that will emit a smell if she is with someone that she doesn't want to be with, to discourage amorous intent. Like a skunk. Or she could have had beans for lunch, and you're just misidentifying the source of the smell. Some can be silent.
2. You can perform your own test. Stick a finger in, swirl it around a few times, then remove.
If it's:
a. Yellow: yeast infection
b. White: a deposit from a previous customer that may, or may not, interest you
c. Brown: wrong hole, retest using correct one
d. Black: this is the worst possible, black mold. Remove your finger, and yourself, from the shop as quickly as possible. As you're running out of the shop, make sure you wave your hands and arms in the air, shouting "Unclean, Unclean" to warn other punters. Go directly to a decontamination facility and request decontamination (think Q station). Black mold can be transmitted by airborne spores and can be extremely hard to eliminate. Be prepared to provide a list of all the people you've been in contact with, both civilian and business, so they can be checked for contamination. And be prepared to be quarantined for a week before being released, longer if necessary.
And look on the bright side. If you do completely loose your sense of smell, you'll never be bothered by this again.
Finally, do NOT buy the "home-detox" kits you see for sale on the internet. These are a scam as they don't contain the toxic chemicals required to kill the black mold. You just CAN'T believe everything you read on the net.