Reply With QuoteImagine the girl walks in and you are in the horse stance ready to show your praying mantis moves, a surprise opening indeed
Pawn to D4 😁
In all seriousness, like others here have said, just ask them about their day, and be polite and relaxed. If it's my first time seeing them and I like what I see, I'll compliment them that they look better in real life than their profile suggests
Imagine the girl walks in and you are in the horse stance ready to show your praying mantis moves, a surprise opening indeed
Smile, be polite, turn up sober.
I have had a few punts where I have come straight off the worksite doing a big day of manual labour - politely asking for a towel for a refreshing shower is a winner.
Plays REALLY well with the Aussie matures who like that 'hard working tradie' fantasy.
It's getting to the point I'm tossing up wearing the hi-vis down to the shops.
I reckon it would be a decent disguise too, people may think there's construction or repair work going on in the shop lmao.Originally Posted by runrun
Wrong move, bro .... don't you know what happens to male praying mantis after copulation?Imagine the girl walks in and you are in the horse stance ready to show your praying mantis moves, a surprise opening indeed
The Orang Utan or declining any sort of Queen's gambit might be more the go for punters round here.
LOL no awkward looks when you come out, just act like you have been on the tools - so to speak.
Gangnam Style or Gangbang Style?Imagine the girl walks in and you are in the horse stance ready to show your praying mantis moves, a surprise opening indeed
Always sort out extras and cost at the start then ask if it's ok we start with me giving the ML a massage - all so far seem keen and usually within 5 mins of them walking in the room they are laying naked on the table
15 mins of massage input I can assure you returns fruitful returns for the remainder of your session
When I had just started punting, I went to see a French or Italian girl and as we walked up the stairs she placed my hand around her waist and lead to some DFK which I hadn't experienced up to that point.
The dick reveal
"My soul has been spoiled by the world, my imagination is unquiet, my heart insatiate. To me everything is of little moment. I have become as easily accustomed to grief as to joy, and my life grows emptier day by day"
A deep bow executed like an oriental gentleman with both hands clasped together in front proferring at least 6 pineapples.
You demeanour should be that of deference, humility, generosity and with a tint of sadness witnessing the departure of your hard-earned cash.
A handful of notes usually does the trick...and looking and smelling clean too...
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What, freshly washed money?
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