Gets depressing hearing the same old stories about waste of money punts. Punts where the service is not good, and you leave feeling sadder than when you went in
Let's help the beginners
Do you have a few tips about the common mistakes amateurs make?
Here's one. Do not choose a booking just based on advertised photos alone without using the other guides of a good brothel or massage parlour
I'm sure gullible men fall for this first rule of punting every day
Man don't use your credit card for punting use cash, shower after punting and again at home if you have to. Wear your running shoes in case the door opens and its an 88 year old Asian grandma. Run for it! Play a straight poker face with your gf or missus never admit to them your seeing WLs.
What about the “secret punters handshake”? You left that one out.Originally Posted by JSteel96
Going to and from establishments. Disguises, there’s a plethora of those. The fake beard, sometimes wearing a dress is a good disguise but not whilst beard wearing of course.
Some girls if new to the country are easily fooled with Monopoly money. You can seem like a big timer, till mamasan kicks your arse so be careful, don’t flash in public, ok.
Hmm hand shake like what hold out the pinky finger? Monopoly money to unsuspecting new in town Asian WLs have not tried that yet.
are you guys serious
oh sure dead serious lol monopoly money for punting lol
Never give money first.
F first and pay later.
If not happy with the service you may later negotiate for a discount.
Never use your own condoms and lub.
Always use the one the ML offers.
If you calculate a lifetime of punting the money saved from buying condoms and lub would buy you a wooden holiday home in Kakadu.
In a punting forum?
You've got to be kidding.
Lol where the fuck can you do this?
Patong Road.
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Here’s a tip for newbies, quit before its too late,
Punting is addictive and it will ruin your life and relationship,
In your eyes every Asian milf become a whore and you just want to fuck them all,
It will send you broke and you will loose everything in a divorce if you get caught,
You will be on George st begging for punting money next to the homeless guy outside of Myer
Exactly! Or if you don’t like travelling you could spend your dosh on upgraded durries. Like going from Winnie Blues to Dunhill. The gold ciggy packet always impresses the ladies.
It sets one apart, you’ll find out!
I’m going to Thailand soon, do you want me to write any reviews on your fav girls whilst I’m there?
Better still just tell me their names so I can get the discount…. Might stay longer if I don’t have to pay?!?!
The “secret punters handshake” is what sets punters apart from normal people. How many posts do you have?
Once you reach a certain threshold it’s all revealed.
Yes, they will find out after 50 posts!
I wouldn’t know as I haven’t gone to look.
I’ve only heard Chinese whispers at the RnT places.
WTF, that homeless guy still punts?
What about the guy who’s painted gold that wears the suit and just stands still in various poses? He doesn’t say much… not a good conversationist, I feel sure he could maintain a decent erection though. Not that I’ve felt him of course…
Oh shit someone mentioned Asian MILFs I am a goner yeh I wanna fuck as many Asian WL as I can get and the Asian real estate ladies to
Don't be afraid to walk, use a burner phone if you can, pay with cash where possible, shampoo works well to get oil off.
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