Most Common Compliments from WL

[MrSeven]

Hey bros,

I have a feeling its part of a WL's/ML's repertoire to compliment a customer and make them feel good about themselves. What are the most common compliments u get?

1. OOohh wow you so big.
2. U must go to gym.
3. U smell so good.

Lol

I hope to think these are sincere but i'm not stupid, im a customer.

[naturalism]

hah yes... MLs get confused with my body too. it's a lot of fat and rolls of obesity and some very tight muscles.

I always get asked: "you do sport?" "you go to gym?".. and the best one was "are you a boxer?"

[jj12345]

1. Ow it hurts, you too big, please be gentle
2. You too good looking to be here, why are you here? Most my other clients old ugly man
3. You look so young, most my other clients old men
4. You smell so good

get these ones on most times lol

[naturalism]

I was in Thailand for Xmas couple of months ago, and I went to get a normal 300 baht ($10) massage. Wasn't intending for a tug at all, but she started massaging my groin and inner thighs and then when i got excited she says "oh i like it very much, it's so good looking, and it's beautiful". Never heard anyone describe my little junior as "beautiful"!!

[AHLUNGOR]

Just to be different, this is the one comment I don't wish to hear, not yet anyway:

Don't worry, it's OK, it happens to many people !!

just my 1 cent

Cheers

[rooter]

"Is it in yet?"

"Wow! you were quick!"

I'll take them as compliments. Stealth and speed are virtues.

[Littlewonder]

You got good size cock for Asian woman!

Did she mean I am a woman or that asian women like this size cock?

[Escort]

Girls always say these to me:

On seeing my little bro

"You are really big. Like the size of the western guys"

After the section

"You are good as a husband, but not as a customer"

[BlueBirdDuke]

"I want you to be my boyfriend. Take me away from this place for good!"

I was like....riiiiight.

[MrSeven]

Yeh bro jj, got that one today
"You too handsome to be here, you could get this outside"
Even if i am handsome im still horny as fuck!

[Fisher]

1 you are too big be gentle (ha right)
2 you fucked me good you are superman
3 you are too tall for me
4 you are a very strong man

[jj12345]

Yeh bro jj, got that one today
"You too handsome to be here, you could get this outside"
Even if i am handsome im still horny as fuck!

I got it again today for me too.

Anyway, either they are very good actors or they really enjoy having someone their they consider handsome (or its all total bullshit, I never know)

Besides, woman can be so much trouble. If you're horny and want it now then I know where to go. Even some of my "casual female friends" can be a pain sometimes.

[yamada]

girls say to me at session.

what ???..... no,no,no,no,no!!!..... what this position call? ....... Up side down helicopter!?.....

ah~Love it

[reve]

girls say to me at session.

what ???..... no,no,no,no,no!!!..... what this position call? ....... Up side down helicopter!?.....

ah~Love it

Hahaha...
Mr Yamada you are a funny man I must try one of your product one day.

[jj12345]

girls say to me at session.

what ???..... no,no,no,no,no!!!..... what this position call? ....... Up side down helicopter!?.....

ah~Love it

Is this you?

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[rooter]

When I meet the girl and she sees me for the first time, its always like 'you so handsome, why you come here you get any girl you want', stuff like that

And then, when the lady sees the keys to my maserati and my bill fold full of cash, its usually 'oh you so rich!'

And inevitably, when I drop my trousers, and the lady observes the heft of my cock, she says 'oh my - you so big and thick'

Nice one animus, I like your style: you have captured the essence of this pissing contest of a thread.
Hopefully this will be the final word!

[kumichou]

girls say to me at session.

what ???..... no,no,no,no,no!!!..... what this position call? ....... Up side down helicopter!?.....

ah~Love it

Are you the real helicopter man? I've seen him in a JAV and he never stops.

[MrSeven]

Lol this is cracking me up. I'm just a cynical bastard.

[black knight]

I get, you are strong
you cum too much
you smell nice

[Licker]

Whenever I read some of the posts such as the ones in this thread, I get a mental picture of a cat licking its own balls.

Sometimes I have wished I could reach and lick mine.
Luckily I've always managed to find someone else to do that