Embarrassing moments

[TheBigChungus]

A funny/ embarrassing moment just came to my mind so I thought why not share it and get some laugh about it as well as hear some of the embarrassing stories you might have punting related or just life in general.

This was when I was 16yo so quiet a long time ago, me being a curious teen thought getting a sex toy would be a great idea, and unlike other sensible teens getting a fleshlight I went with the big daddy “Thrust Pro Elite Vagina and Ass”, it came in a massive box and probs weighed like 10kgs ish.

So, one weekend my folks were out on a trip, and I was stoked to have the house all over to myself. I wasn’t a popular kid or even outgoing at the time so for me it meant, gaming ordering Domino’s and trying out positions on the sexy butt that I had just dropped $300+ on (I probs used unidays discount too and it was still expensive).

That thing was nice, almost felt like the real thing (well at that time I thought), now I know it’s similar but the real thing is way better.

Long story short, I had just used it, cleaned it up all good and had left it to dry outside cause no one was home anyways. And here is where I made the mistake of not setting a reminder or a post it note so I wouldn’t forget to bring it back in and store it.

It completely skipped my mind and the next day when my folks came in, after a few minutes of being in the house my dad walked in with a smirk on his face and asked me I must’ve had an exhausting weekend, bit weird but ok. Still had no clue I had not brought the toy in, and later as I went to the general vicinity of where I had left it to dry I saw it being covered by a bed sheet. I took that thing to my room so fast and stored it and sat there embarrassed af knowing my folks (most likely both of them) saw what I was doing over the weekend.

Ever since till I moved out I was super careful not to let any of that happen ever again. We’ve never spoken about it, maybe few years later I’ll bring it up over the dinner table ahahahah

Any embarrassing stories during punting or life in general you guys wanna share?

I might have some more from my uni days which I’ll comment below as I recall them.

[Ghost2hauntU]

Was busted surfing porn at Duntroom ADFA library back in 2001, a week after 9/11. Lots of cadets used to do it and so I thought it was no big deal. Well it was. A Senior Seargant came up and produced his ID and demanded to see mine. I told him to fuck off and started to leave when he put his hand on my arm. I swiped it off and looking him sternly in the eyes said “you touch me again and I’ll bust you up.” He yelled out for help and a big black dude in uniform came. I was a bodybuilder then and knew Wing Chun so could have taken them on both but thought I’ll try and defuse the situation. Anyway they escorted me outside by which time the Federal police arrived. 2 cars. I was detained in the library lobby and questioned for an hour before told to never ‘cum back’. lol.

[1inchguy]

More of a wtf moment
Private establishment, in the bedroom she's giving me a bbbj while I was laying on the bed when another wl comes in and starts talking to her Chinese like I wasn't even there..
Basically the girl that was giving me a bj had another booking so she has to stop to attend the punter.
So the other wl comes in and gives me a bj instead...

However embarrassing moment for me is at Rhodes Ariya, im not a fan of having a finger stuck up my ass, not to mention it makes me feel like I want to shit. Long story short Ariya stuck a finger up my ass, there may have been some leakage. The regret look on Ariya face say it's all.."what am I doing with my life"

[Ghost2hauntU]

Back in 2015 when I was doing business in Kuala Lumpur I used to frequent the famous Beach Club now defunct.
One night I picked up a Chinese freelancer and took her back to my hotel. We had a shower and she’d squat down and piss in front of me. When when we’re on the bed she’d let out a couple of massive farts. Totally put me off so I told her to leave and when she didn’t I threw her out.

[JohnJones]

Back in 2015 when I was doing business in Kuala Lumpur I used to frequent the famous Beach Club now defunct.
One night I picked up a Chinese freelancer and took her back to my hotel. We had a shower and she’d squat down and piss in front of me. When when we’re on the bed she’d let out a couple of massive farts. Totally put me off so I told her to leave and when she didn’t I threw her out.

Beach Club! Hearing that name makes me really nostalgic. I used to go there with friends during my younger days, getting drunk on Flaming Lamborghinis and dancing with Filipino freelancers.

It was the place where if you want a punt with non-locals you'd sit back and see them arrive in groups. First it was the Filos, then the African surge brought in many Nigerians and black South Africans. I didn't punt at this time because I was still a student and had no money. Once I buy drinks I'd have to wait until the next month before I get drunk again.

Other than Beach Club I was frequenting Bangkok Jazz quite a lot. Not even sure if the place still exists. Nothing much in Bangkok Jazz for a punt as couples and groups normally frequent this joint for live Jazz bands.

Didn't realise the place is now gone. So long, Beach Club! I do kinda miss the nightclub scene in KL, as I was a little taller than most locals during my teenage days I remember sneaking out to a nightclub with friends at the age of 16 and the bouncers didn't suspect me as being underaged.

[Puntonthego]

Back in the day around 7-8 years ago now, I had booked a gorgeous tattoos Aussie (forgot her name) at Cleopatras, being so gorgeously thick, I decided to book her for 3 hours which totalled around $900ish, anyways got in the room and not even 10 minutes in (shower included), I bust an overwhelming load. Filled with regret almost instantly due to the fact I had a GF at the time I left feeling absolutely shameful, stupid and definitely embarrassed

[RO1312]

Fairly embarrassing when I was younger and visited a few FS places I’d bust within the first 5 mins. Leaving because I was embarrassed

A funny story about my first RNT. I went for a normal massage (what I thought) and was asked for ID when coming through the door? I didn’t click. Untill half way through the session she was naked on top of me. And that’s where the journey started

[pornonporn]

my brother came and look at my laptop screen and saw i was looking for a ukrainian wife

[frisson]

my brother came and look at my laptop screen and saw i was looking for a ukrainian wife

Haha. Did you find one?
Don't recommend meeting in a cornerside cafe in Kiev, close to the border, unfortunately

[Ghost2hauntU]

Back in the late 90’s I used to cruise the streets of BNE Fortitude Valley looking for streetwalkers. I was so horny that when I saw one that turned me on I’d have to have her there and then.

So one night I picked up one, she was a skinny Aussie crackhead with both front teeth missing. But her legs turned me on. She goes “are you a cop?” I said no and she got in my car. My cock started throbbing at the sight of her body which was my type. She said 80 bucks for a fuck. I said I only for $50 and she said that fine. Then she directed me to drive to a secluded no tru road while saying that all the girls there look after each other.

It was about 2am and we parked under this big tree in one street and I moved the seats forward and we climbed in the back. We stripped and she started rubbing up against me. Her body was all sweaty and smelt really strong of rancid sweat odour. She definitely fucked at least a few guys before me and had not taken a shower.

I was hard like a baton and she went down on me and started to suck me off. It must have been the alcohol cos in less than 5 minutes I began to ejaculate violently in her mouth. She kept me inside until I fully emptied myself and then she opened the car door and spat out what looked like a belt of cum from her mouth.

After she was done she goes “you bugger” and I was pissed off with myself for cuming early. She proceeded to suck me back to life but I lost interest and we left it at that.

Dropped her off where I picked her up. Felt like a wanker for not having fucked her.

[GoldfishMan]

Many years ago, I'd put in crazy hours (all billable, thankfully!) over a 2 week stretch that I thought I'd give myself a reward and go for a punt.
So there I was, buggered as fark from work, off to have a punt at 1 Blackburn St.

The thing is, I was so buggered that after the punt, my head was literally spinning and my legs were all wobbly that I'd accidentally put my shirt on inside-out! I walked from the shop to my car, drove all the way back home, got home and then realised ... WTF, my shirt's on inside-out!

[carmen farquis]

Not after a punt but one time I was shopping in Coles and a pair of undies fell out of the leg of my jeans.

They must've been in there from the washing.

[GoldfishMan]

One other time. I'd just gone for a punt at an RNT. As usual I BYOed my condom, but ended up not using it during the sesh (wink).

So I walked down to the Thai restaurant across the road to get some take away. While waiting for my food, I whipped out my phone and the unused pack of 001 condom came flying out and onto the pavement right in the middle of the crowd. I think I looked like a fully ripened tomato, scrambling to pick it up and back into my pocket, lol...

[TheBigChungus]

One other time. I'd just gone for a punt at an RNT. As usual I BYOed my condom, but ended up not using it during the sesh (wink).

So I walked down to the Thai restaurant across the road to get some take away. While waiting for my food, I whipped out my phone and the unused pack of 001 condom came flying out and onto the pavement right in the middle of the crowd. I think I looked like a fully ripened tomato, scrambling to pick it up and back into my pocket, lol...

Well at least they know , “you’re him”, “he fucks” lol

[frisson]

One other time. I'd just gone for a punt at an RNT. As usual I BYOed my condom, but ended up not using it during the sesh (wink).

So I walked down to the Thai restaurant across the road to get some take away. While waiting for my food, I whipped out my phone and the unused pack of 001 condom came flying out and onto the pavement right in the middle of the crowd. I think I looked like a fully ripened tomato, scrambling to pick it up and back into my pocket, lol...

Mate it's 2023. Nothing to be ashamed about. Every man uses them. Shows you are responsible with sex. How do people know you aren't single and having a Errol Flynn life?

Far far more embarrassing if you accidentally pull out a used condom left on your clothes after a punt

[GoldfishMan]

Mate it's 2023. Nothing to be ashamed about. Every man uses them. Shows you are responsible with sex. How do people know you aren't single and having a Errol Flynn life?

Far far more embarrassing if you accidentally pull out a used condom left on your clothes after a punt

Yeah I know, nothing to be ashamed of to have a condom in my pocket, but back then the whole thing happened so suddenly and with so many people milling around, my first reaction was shock and horror, lol...

Used one woulda been so bad, lol.... I only ever had a used one on me coming out of a shop and that was after I'd seen a J girl at another RNT. She gave it to me to dispose of, very cutely packaged into a little parcel made of tissues. She gave it to me like it was a gift! I chucked it at the first bin I saw, lol...

[cn6666]

I used to work in a bank in Sydney and of the female staff resigned from her job.

One day I booked a one hour session with a private escort and when she opened the door, I was surprised to see the girl who resigned from the bank now working as an escort.

Initially i was embarrassed a bit but decided to fuck her hard and never saw her again.

[mocha_goodness]

I used to work in a bank in Sydney and of the female staff resigned from her job.

One day I booked a one hour session with a private escort and when she opened the door, I was surprised to see the girl who resigned from the bank now working as an escort.

Initially i was embarrassed a bit but decided to fuck her hard and never saw her again.

Did she recognize you?


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[GoldfishMan]

I used to work in a bank in Sydney and of the female staff resigned from her job.

One day I booked a one hour session with a private escort and when she opened the door, I was surprised to see the girl who resigned from the bank now working as an escort.

Initially i was embarrassed a bit but decided to fuck her hard and never saw her again.

Bro, that's not embarassing at all. That's a dream cum true for most peeps here, myself included, lol...

[bummer]

I used to work in a bank in Sydney and of the female staff resigned from her job.

One day I booked a one hour session with a private escort and when she opened the door, I was surprised to see the girl who resigned from the bank now working as an escort.

Initially i was embarrassed a bit but decided to fuck her hard and never saw her again.

As a 17 year old, I started work in a city office. There was a girl (same age) who started before me was doing shit work and a few weeks later got sacked and I was promoted to her job.
About a month later I was with some mates up at the cross and there she was selling herself. Not embarrassing for me but definitely for her. But she certainly developed a bit of fame a quite some earnings over the years, till her time expired.