Reminder for Massage Newbies

[frisson]

Holiday season and many punters out there with lots of cash and little understanding

For the RNT massage shop without aus99 reviews, where you have walked in without a booking, and the front desk wants you to pay without seeing the ML

So:
Always ask the lady or man at reception, can I have my cash ready, go into the room, see who you are paying for, then pay that lady in cash?

You then hold onto your cash, go into the room, and pay the ML, IF she is your type

If the ML is 90 year old, or 900 kg, or not clean and tidy, then take yo cash and go elsewhere. Politely say you just got a call from work to keep things respectful

Never ever just give your money to the lady at the front desk and walk into a room to get unchanged
Otherwise many times you will get undressed, and the 70 year old from Haymarket walks in, to close a deal at your expense

I mention this because a few punters are reporting, that they are paying upfront, then getting a GILF that they weren't expecting

I certainly have made that mistake many times in the past for absolutely no logical reason. It's your hard earned cash. Treat it that way

Don't follow this advice if you have read a good After Report, and have booked her. Or the massage shop manager is on your side, is competent, has good recruiting, and specifically recommended you a nice young ML

[begov94]

Never done lineups at a massage shop before. My first MP experience was in Epping 41 under the old management before COVID - if you walk in without a booking they make you pay first, usher you into a room and randomly send any free girl your way. Never had an ugly one before. Top Ryde 190 did the same as well, and it is during that time I learned that they have a WeChat account with rosters updated daily. That's how I met my regular, otherwise I don't think I'd be able to see her just from walk in without booking at the time.

[frisson]

Don't expect a lineup in a massage shop unless you are in SE Asia

This is the scenario to avoid, that a punter recently posted in aus99
I deleted the names:

Two pretty hot looking young (early 20s) girls on reception. I'm thinking "just window dressing or is it my lucky day?" So I paid the tab for an hour and got escorted to the room. "Take off, lie down, girl be with you soon" I'd noticed an older, mid-30s perhaps woman in the back room so thought okay, she would be okay.
Anyway I'm lying there and get the knock on the door so I look up to greet the lady and I reckon she was in her 70s. Very skinny, dark skin almost Sri Lankan looking but could've been Thai I suppose.
Set aside the scenario, she had amazing, soft, smooth hands and gave a great massage. Was able to get right up into the groin area but no accidental touching, even when she had my leg in the chicken-wing shape. Then when I was lying on my back towards the end, again in chicken-wing, with my privates discreetly covered with a towel, her very last act was to casually glide her hand over my covered cock. First the back of her hand then the finger tips. She did that about three or four times, no worries were spoken then she said "finished" and left!

[begov94]

Well, looks like the author had blue balls in the end.

[Sibon]

Another reminder.

Summer is a great month for fishing. The fishes are biting.

No one charges you $200 an hour for fishing.

Beside the smell of fish is not disssimilar to what you smell between a ML's legs.

[Wank_Somemore]

If you book out a fishing charter just for yourself, it will definitely cost you more than $200/hour

[begov94]

Another reminder.

Summer is a great month for fishing. The fishes are biting.

No one charges you $200 an hour for fishing.

Beside the smell of fish is not disssimilar to what you smell between a ML's legs.

With fishing you need to buy a licence, otherwise it'll cost you $200 if caught fishing without a licence by the rangers. Also need to be careful not to keep undersized fishes like many PRC fishers.

I gave up fishing a while back. It hurts the fish even if you're not going to keep it. Imagine living in a parallel world where fishes hook us by the mouth.

[Sibon]

I gave up fishing a while back. It hurts the fish even if you're not going to keep it. Imagine living in a parallel world where fishes hook us by the mouth.

I've stop eating too. Because cutting vegetables they feel the pain and killing animals for foods is inhumane.

[Sibon]

If you book out a fishing charter just for yourself, it will definitely cost you more than $200/hour

If you bring a boatful of MLs for "entertainment' in a charter it'll cost you your an arm and a leg.

Don't think you have time and energy to fish.

[Soccerfan]

I had a 30min massage and the J lady started the flip with 10 to go. I had seen her previously and her extras were nothing special and everything cost extra. So I declined the extras and she was okay with it. Money in my pocket for next time, but I’m unsure when that will be so I am a little dirty at the missed opportunity.

[11Bravo]

Also remember that a massage shop is NOT a brothel. In a brothel, fs sex should be a given. In a massage shop, not necessarily so. There, it's up to the individual providers what they offer to individual clients. If you're there for something extra, best to speak up at the start, asking DIRECTLY what she can provide and stating what you are interested in AND HER prices. If there's a match, go. If it's not, either accept what IS on offer, or exit, either the room and ask for another provider, or else the shop. No harm, no foul.

[frisson]

Also remember that a massage shop is NOT a brothel. In a brothel, fs sex should be a given. In a massage shop, not necessarily so. There, it's up to the individual providers what they offer to individual clients. If you're there for something extra, best to speak up at the start, asking DIRECTLY what she can provide and stating what you are interested in AND HER prices. If there's a match, go. If it's not, either accept what IS on offer, or exit, either the room and ask for another provider, or else the shop. No harm, no foul.

Beautiful advice.

It's your money.

If you are just there for a massage, skip this thread, it's not for you

If you work hard for your money, and you want a good not dud RNT punt, keep reading