Soapland experience in Osaka.

[TonyZen]

I went to a soapland in Osaka recently that was reportedly gaijin friendly called Club Amour. It was pretty easy to get to and situated on a busy street but who cares, went in and sure enough the fellas at the front desk ask for the time I wanted and that they're strictly no sex. Pay the $200 and get escorted to the waiting room where I pick the available ladies from the wall with many rostered on but with only 2 available. I make my choice and sit with a handful of thirsty blokes in the waiting room until my number is called.

I get called after a 10 min wait and ushered into an elevator where the lady I picked is standing. First impressions were pretty much on point that this was going to be total shit and I was right.

Into the room and she's instantly on her phone scrolling around and maybe 5 mins pass before she asks me what I wanted in google translate. I was hoping for the standard service which they outline on their website but was offered FS a lot more than the cost of entry. I decline and ask for the bath and massage and she just sat around some more thumbing her phone for a few minutes while giving me the rules in between such as no touching, no kissing, no touching boobs etc.

At this point I want to get on with it and maybe 10 mins after I got into the room we are naked and I'm in a bath after an assisted wash down on a stool. She sets up the inflatable mattress and gel and what proceeded was a semi decent body slide with her hair pussy working all over by legs and back then with her mouth. I'm still not hard as I need some connection with the provider for any arousal and she works on my front side for a few minutes until she then gives me the shittiest handjobs I've ever had, clearly just to get me to bust, I'm still soft but she was basically pumping it till the point where I just had a physical reaction to the stimulus.

After a clean up and served shitty tea, she's back in her dresser preening and I'm sitting on the bed thinking "is this it?" Sure enough it's over and it's only been about 30 mins since I walked into her room.

Anyways I've ticked this off my list even though it was pretty lacklustre.

[Athena]

I went to a soapland in Osaka recently that was reportedly gaijin friendly called Club Amour. It was pretty easy to get to and situated on a busy street but who cares, went in and sure enough the fellas at the front desk ask for the time I wanted and that they're strictly no sex. Pay the $200 and get escorted to the waiting room where I pick the available ladies from the wall with many rostered on but with only 2 available. I make my choice and sit with a handful of thirsty blokes in the waiting room until my number is called.

I get called after a 10 min wait and ushered into an elevator where the lady I picked is standing. First impressions were pretty much on point that this was going to be total shit and I was right.

Into the room and she's instantly on her phone scrolling around and maybe 5 mins pass before she asks me what I wanted in google translate. I was hoping for the standard service which they outline on their website but was offered FS a lot more than the cost of entry. I decline and ask for the bath and massage and she just sat around some more thumbing her phone for a few minutes while giving me the rules in between such as no touching, no kissing, no touching boobs etc.

At this point I want to get on with it and maybe 10 mins after I got into the room we are naked and I'm in a bath after an assisted wash down on a stool. She sets up the inflatable mattress and gel and what proceeded was a semi decent body slide with her hair pussy working all over by legs and back then with her mouth. I'm still not hard as I need some connection with the provider for any arousal and she works on my front side for a few minutes until she then gives me the shittiest handjobs I've ever had, clearly just to get me to bust, I'm still soft but she was basically pumping it till the point where I just had a physical reaction to the stimulus.

After a clean up and served shitty tea, she's back in her dresser preening and I'm sitting on the bed thinking "is this it?" Sure enough it's over and it's only been about 30 mins since I walked into her room.

Anyways I've ticked this off my list even though it was pretty lacklustre.

Did you cum without a hard on?

[TonyZen]

Yes somehow I was building up while soft and when I came it was semi. Just a reaction from her jackhammering it.

[Athena]

Yes somehow I was building up while soft and when I came it was semi. Just a reaction from her jackhammering it.

I didnt know that was possible

[frisson]

Sorry to hear about that. Not all the stereotypes regarding Japanese sex work out to be what you think

Unfortunately without a sense of the quality of the service, there is a much higher risk if meeting a ML who is not into you and wants to play with her phone

Did you go off good reviews when you chose this shop?

[Double_Adapter]

Sorry to hear about that. Not all the stereotypes regarding Japanese sex work out to be what you think

jav porn has a lot to answer for

[TonyZen]

Yes I was looking at reviews for places that accept non japanese speaking customers and they were one of the two that were frequently mentioned.

[priapus1966]

I spent a lot of time in Japan and in my more innocent days was lucky to be accompanied by a Japanese friend. That made a huge difference, and in addition some degree of competence with the language is a huge help. I don't know if the situation has changed recently, but in the past I would have said, avoid the allegedly 'foreigner' friendly places and find a Japanese friend or colleague to get you into the better places.

[gannicus]

I had a great time in Club Amour when I was in Japan last year, went 4 times in 3 days.

20000 yen for 1 hour, one of the girl offered fs for 10000 yen extra.

The selection of girls and service level is much better than sydney, not to mention the price

[peripel]

A few things to do to get good punts in Japan:

- be Asian (white European background is surely to get terrible service)
- have at least intermediate level spoken Japanese skills
- do as the WL says, don't just simply grope and lick her without consent even when you're both naked
- don't trust the first papasan on the street yelling "sex shop" while trying to drag you into their shop

[yunglean]

Club Amour was good when I went. Sorry to hear it wasn't a good experience for you