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    Sex doll brothel- The future of punting now in Berlin


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    Must be a fun job for the person who has to clean them between customers 😂

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    This is the future. How much money do you need to open one here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryanpumper View Post
    Mate Jessie current owner of Fireflies tried this idea back in 42G years ago. He literally advertised an anal doll and room hire, I think it was cheaper than hiring a WL but don't think anyone actually partake in the idea because they'd look like weirdos sharing a silicone sex toy that they could've bought themselves online. He took the ad down after a month.

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    Maybe it's the future for those who can't talk to a real woman, but not for me.

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    Soon we will be having virtual sex like in the film demolition man.

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    I think it first started in Prague, next to the famous sex museum.

    Some cool photos of the museum here:
    https://sexmachinesmuseum.com/home/

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    Given how fucking awesome sauna clubs in Germany are, this is the most brain damaged shit I’ve ever heard

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    Just imagine all the threads to come about guys who have fallen for a rental sex doll. Can't wait.

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    These sex dolls, do they come with periods and will they say "too big"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
    These sex dolls, do they come with periods and will they say "too big"?
    There will be a built-in speaker that says it in a strong German accent: "Yours is a teenie weenie currywurst!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
    These sex dolls, do they come with periods and will they say "too big"?
    Lol, I say why not, in the name of hyper realism!

    EDIT: It would be really funny if you end up with some sort of error notification like "ERROR... PART XJEJ1234 IS OVERLOADED AND WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 2 SECONDS..." instead of "too big", lol...

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    Can punters complain to management about starfish? Or moaning before touching due to computer errors ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilisno View Post
    Can punters complain to management about starfish? Or moaning before touching due to computer errors ?
    ya sure its starfish could be just frozen in fear

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpetJam View Post
    ya sure its starfish could be just frozen in fear
    Starfish is caused by the blue screen of death

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharphorse View Post
    Must be a fun job for the person who has to clean them between customers 😂
    Maybe the have an auto flush function?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Intel1000 View Post
    Maybe the have an auto flush function?
    This reminds me of the auto masturbator machine they introduced in an expo in China for sperm banks. What happens after sperm is extracted from one donor and another donor walks in to donate his?

    STDs can be introduced to every donor even if it's a robot not human. And knowing the level of complacency in China it's probable that the machine isn't cleaned between donors and semen mix up between donors can happen. It's like getting a bunch of men to cum in a bucket then using that cum mixture for an IVF procedure. Nine months later the donors will be able to find out who wins the lottery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearOrigin View Post
    This reminds me of the auto masturbator machine they introduced in an expo in China for sperm banks. What happens after sperm is extracted from one donor and another donor walks in to donate his?

    STDs can be introduced to every donor even if it's a robot not human. And knowing the level of complacency in China it's probable that the machine isn't cleaned between donors and semen mix up between donors can happen. It's like getting a bunch of men to cum in a bucket then using that cum mixture for an IVF procedure. Nine months later the donors will be able to find out who wins the lottery.
    A Bukkake PowerBall of sorts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
    These sex dolls, do they come with periods and will they say "too big"?
    The Greta Thunberg doll yells
    "HOW DARE YOU!"
    as you pop your cookies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
    A Bukkake PowerBall of sorts
    Holy shit I’m dead.

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