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Ok, funny is better than true, but it works better if it is true.
Here are 4 things I have heard in a massage room that I didnt want to hear. Some multiple times
1j Is it in yet? after fucking has commenced
2) Are you finished yet? A minute after commencing
3) I’m pregnant and you are the father. Helps if Ive actually had sex with them before, but immaculate conception and all
4)Bend over. Voice got deeper at aroma thai
What are some of yours?
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"There's a woman at the reception; she says she's your wife"
I’ve been in the massage room when an angry wife turned up regarding another customer. VERY heated exchange between ML and customers wife.
I’ve also been in the room when an angry boyfriend turned up looking for his girlfriend who was working. Also a VERY heated exchange and some damaged property.
Will you fuck my dog?
ML asked can my sister join us
Client farted loud, ML ran out of room coughing.
Aren’t they all sisters? Or best friends?
Bless me father for I have sinned